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May 22, 2004 12:54

Last night i had such a dream.....

I was trapped in a great big can of coffee and i was naked save for a fanny pack. As i look about this massive can of dark roasted gravel i came across a small red beach ball that had no air in it. I took the ball as my own and folded it to place it in my fannypack...and that is when the ball started to bleed , just small drops at first and then gushing. Well i started to dig in the coffee to bury this bleed ball when the lid of the can started to lift and light poured into the area. I ducked behind a coffee dune and waited for the lid to seal once more...but the worst was yet to come as a gigantic spoon or scoop swung past my head in a great digging motion. First one ...then another .....still more...i was running for my life as the scoops came at me faster and faster. Until i was trapped between the wall of the can and the shiny scoop of Doom...as it caught me and lifted me skyward i finally noticed how strong the smell of coffee hung in the air and how big this can really was ... i was picked from the scoop and flicked away like a bug!

-The end-
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