A book that no one should ever get for me
Product description:
Warning:
You've heard about the latest studies and you've read the conflicting reports. You were very right to be suspicious--the strange reality is that everything is bad for you.
Everything from carpets to camping to water to Norman, Oklahoma, endangers your health, your sense of well-being and, ultimately, your sanity. Discover the disturbingly amusing truth: sunscreen is bad for you whether you use it or not--and everything else is too!
Although this amuses me the most: