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Rules:
No homophobes, I like gay people
No making fun of me unless you are someone I like, which you probably are since you are my friend.
Always compliment me on my perfect-ness.
If you do not comment ocassionaly do not add me. I love comments.
Remember you are inferior to me and if you think otherwise I shall dismember you.
When I post pictures of myself be like "Wow you are totally like so fucking like hot like."
I like long hair on guys so if you are a guy with short hair you can go to hell.
No mocking my religion or lack there of. I do not know what the fuck I believe in. If you have proof that God or some higher being besides me is out there show me. I do not want anything I can argue with, it must be real!
Call me arrogant all you want.
Always adress me by "Milady" or "Miss Kami" or "Your Lovelyness" or.....you get the point. I will tell you when you are worthy of calling me Kami.
Don't get on my fucking nerves.
If you like condimints (EX. Mustars, Mayo, Ketsup, BBQ sauce) don't think about adding me. If you do like them, Ican deal with it as long as you do not use my fear against me or talk excessivly about them.
I cannot think of anything else.