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unamaga in face_of_joe

personal ads gone horribly awry

Jan 25, 2009 23:53

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telesilla January 26 2009, 05:02:38 UTC

If the guy in the picture hadn't been so damn good looking, Rodney wouldn't have even considered the ad. As it was...well the first thing he'd do as this guy's dominant man would be to break him of the habit of using net speak.

Rodney looked at the picture again.

Okay, fine. That wasn't really the first thing he'd do.

Or even the second.

unamaga January 26 2009, 05:05:58 UTC

jfaowigkwjfojg, I can very easily see why. I mean, clearly he'd have to go for the neck first. And then maybe the smugly quirked, pink mouth.

eleveninches January 26 2009, 05:12:41 UTC

fhshdh Yes plz.

mecurtin January 26 2009, 05:17:48 UTC

I just ate a square of chocolate BUT I WILL SAVE THE NEXT FOR YOU if you don't. stop. writing.

almostnever January 26 2009, 05:43:28 UTC

It was child's play for Rodney to track down LKN_4_Romance@gmail.com-- only to suffer a hell of a letdown when he learned that the stupid netspeak ad was posted by John's buddy Cam Mitchell as a joke. Then Rodney got a look at (or okay, perhaps rifled through) a stack of correspondence on John's desk. No netspeak in sight, and a rather elegant approach to Navier-Stokes existence and smoothness problems. God, Rodney could just kill Mitchell-- after all, what would be the odds that Mitchell's little joke would turn out to be dead on?

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almostnever January 26 2009, 22:21:34 UTC

Not sure about the subgenre thing, but I do know that I would love links to any of your favorite stories like that, if you happen to have them handy! :D

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