Mostly True, Especially the part about Nire.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I turned phombus1 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole donnie_crapo's purse (30 points). Last Monday I put money in tricked4treats's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I bought porn for sweet_ariel (10 points). Last Thursday I broke sweetjayguitar's X-Box (-12 points).
Overall, I've been nice (45 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
face_of_angel