A NUN STORY
It is me, yes, me the one the only meeee!!!!!!
OK... what the fuck was that? anyway i MUST tell you about the nuns that educated me and my cute little brother thru ages 6-15 In Tijuana, it was wonderful, everyday we'd be lined up at 7 am praying for world peace and the eternal sleep of some stupid nun i dont remember her name, she was the founder of this SATANIC SECT posing as a catholic nun club or whatever that thing is called, these so called nuns would educate us saying POKEMON is evil, it will come out of the tv and eat your soul, then drag you to the pits of hell where you will suffer torments by demons who stick pointy things up your rectum and laugh at you saying PIKAAA PIKAAA!!!!! Among other things, these nuns didnt like girls talking with boys, there was a separate playground for each of these, and there was this little 10 foot space where you could actually have contact with boys, you know, talking about the "forbidden stuff" like trading card games and spinning tops or as they call the in mexico TROMPOS, which of course, are EVIL! their spinning makes you stare at it and while it spins it sends signals of the devil SATAN himself to make you eat candy and potato chips, which according to the nuns was POISON, but still, they sold it to us for about 50 cents in the school cafeteria...
One time i was speaking to a fellow classmate about.. well nothing really i was about 12, you know at that age all boys talk about is "oh the other day my pee pee stood up!!!" so anyways i was talking to a friend, he was a boy, but oh no! we were outside the classroom so we were not supposed to have contact... yes, it DOES NOT MAKE SENSE, they stick us in the same fucking classroom but on the patio we cant be together?!!! WTF?!!
So a nun walks up to us and says "don't be talking to boys little girl, it's things like these that end up with you girls getting pregnant!".....................i said"whaaaat?!! what are you talking about he cant get me pregnant from just talking, his sperm dont fly!!!! are you ignorant? dont you know where babies come from?!!"
Of course i got a BIG talk from the nun who nearly called a priest to exorcise me, but man oh that felt good -That nun died 1 year later... i killed her. Nah, i didnt but she really did die, then it all got WORSE, the bitchiest nun took over the school and made everyone pay for every little thing, and i dont mean pay with hard work or punisment, i mean CASH, she took cash from us!! well, from our parents... suposedly to build the auditorium and the parking lot, but do you wanna know what they built?! a ten story nun fortress with an elevator and a suite for every nun, of course, on the top floor they put in a chapel to thank god for all thah dough they took from the stupid parents, and on top of their little nun palace they put a big old cross oh holy crap that cross was big!!
there was a nun that was crazy, she wanted to talk about sex all the time, she said "ooh you can trust me with anything because im studying teenage psychology, i visit gay websites to learn more about the young people and with my high speed internet i can download sex videos to understand your needs for masturbation" EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! THAT NUN WAS NASSSTY
OK... what the fuck was that? anyway i MUST tell you about the nuns that educated me and my cute little brother thru ages 6-15 In Tijuana, it was wonderful, everyday we'd be lined up at 7 am praying for world peace and the eternal sleep of some stupid nun i dont remember her name, she was the founder of this SATANIC SECT posing as a catholic nun club or whatever that thing is called, these so called nuns would educate us saying POKEMON is evil, it will come out of the tv and eat your soul, then drag you to the pits of hell where you will suffer torments by demons who stick pointy things up your rectum and laugh at you saying PIKAAA PIKAAA!!!!! Among other things, these nuns didnt like girls talking with boys, there was a separate playground for each of these, and there was this little 10 foot space where you could actually have contact with boys, you know, talking about the "forbidden stuff" like trading card games and spinning tops or as they call the in mexico TROMPOS, which of course, are EVIL! their spinning makes you stare at it and while it spins it sends signals of the devil SATAN himself to make you eat candy and potato chips, which according to the nuns was POISON, but still, they sold it to us for about 50 cents in the school cafeteria...
One time i was speaking to a fellow classmate about.. well nothing really i was about 12, you know at that age all boys talk about is "oh the other day my pee pee stood up!!!" so anyways i was talking to a friend, he was a boy, but oh no! we were outside the classroom so we were not supposed to have contact... yes, it DOES NOT MAKE SENSE, they stick us in the same fucking classroom but on the patio we cant be together?!!! WTF?!!
So a nun walks up to us and says "don't be talking to boys little girl, it's things like these that end up with you girls getting pregnant!".....................i said"whaaaat?!! what are you talking about he cant get me pregnant from just talking, his sperm dont fly!!!! are you ignorant? dont you know where babies come from?!!"
Of course i got a BIG talk from the nun who nearly called a priest to exorcise me, but man oh that felt good -That nun died 1 year later... i killed her. Nah, i didnt but she really did die, then it all got WORSE, the bitchiest nun took over the school and made everyone pay for every little thing, and i dont mean pay with hard work or punisment, i mean CASH, she took cash from us!! well, from our parents... suposedly to build the auditorium and the parking lot, but do you wanna know what they built?! a ten story nun fortress with an elevator and a suite for every nun, of course, on the top floor they put in a chapel to thank god for all thah dough they took from the stupid parents, and on top of their little nun palace they put a big old cross oh holy crap that cross was big!!
there was a nun that was crazy, she wanted to talk about sex all the time, she said "ooh you can trust me with anything because im studying teenage psychology, i visit gay websites to learn more about the young people and with my high speed internet i can download sex videos to understand your needs for masturbation" EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! THAT NUN WAS NASSSTY