Zombie Cat

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So about a week ago i went out with my friend and he said "did you have a striped cat?" i said "yes i do, why?" he said "uhh.. no reason" *starts driving* and a block later i see a dead striped cat lying on the street, holy crap! he says, "is that your cat?" i look at it from far away and it did look like my cat but it was way too fat so i said "nope that's not my cat..." u_u
Later on that night we got back and i see that the cat is no longer on the street, then later my mom tells me "oh i found Mr Flunky lying dead on the street he got run over by a car so i buried him..." O_O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
MR FLUNKYYYYY!!!!! NOT HIM!!!!!
I got all sad thinking poor mr flunky i saw him dead and i didn't recognize my kitty :'(
Then on sunday i was taking out some trash and DUM DUM DUM! Mr flunky was standing in front of me!!!
OMG!!! MR FLUNKY!!! he was all scratched up like he had a fight with the evil yellow stray cat -i hate that evil yellow stray cat- and i was in shock, my cat is alive O_O so after i saw him i tried to catch him but he ran and hid under the car... then i went inside yelling IT'S ALIIIIVE!!! IT'S ALIIIVE!!!!

i am very happy my kitty is alive

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