Bollocks

Aug 31, 2004 18:19

So Im back in college, and guess what? It still sucks nads! It juggles nads in it's mouth, like a fruity clown. College is a fruity clown, with balls in it's mouth, don't go to college if you don't have to. Mow lawns for a living, like the Beaver might. You know what they say, Leave it to Beaver.

I had a funny thought in art history. What if everyone got trapped in the room for a long time? Eventually someone would have to take a shit. Someone would have to step up and be the first person to take a shit in front of everyone. And what if, right when you're taking the shit, the police burst in the door and let everyone out. You'll look like a real dick, that's what.
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