It's NOT porn

Nov 21, 2005 00:01



Despite how these movie tickets appear, we did not just return home from a dark-alley movie theater. We did not just watch the "adult" spoof of Harry Potter.

We didn't discover the theater manager's humor until we emptied our pockets at home. Imagine, to the horror of parents that might want to use their ticket stubs for scrap booking purposes. Yes, they took their children to watch HARRY XXX this evening. Heh heh.

Tommy and I despise watching movies in a packed theater because generally, people aren't the politest beings when huddled in a dark room. Some like to remove their shoes, some like to TEXT MESSAGE ON THEIR CELL phones, and worse, COMMENT about the movie LOUDLY. We either go to the movies very early or very late at night to avoid those creatures that attend those other times...

Things that I 'Note to self' during Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire:
1. Cho is cuter than the previews and posters.
2. Fleur is not as cute as she was described in the book.
3. Viktor Krum is hot in a beasty way.
4. Cedric Diggory is bookishly cute
5. Ron is uglier by each age
6. Hermoine is cuter by each age
7. Can we have identical ugly people. Apparently so- check out Ron's brothers.
8. Why am I noticing LOOKS rather than watching the movie? Oh right, cuz I read.
9. I don't like the Dumbledore, I liked the other actor better. The one that played in the 1st and second.
10. Moaning Myrtle is freaky, like "Freaks Come Out At Night" freaky. (ref: bath scene)

Go watch the movie. It's long, and a lot of the book was cut out, but still great to see the images from your brain(while reading) come to life. Even if it is someone else's expression.

harry xxx

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