a friend from the spindlers at Yahoogroups dot com mailing list found this item buried in the respectable news journal, The Onion...
Congress finally has a workable financial plan, breaks with tradition to actually produce something useful!
Best of all, the Congress already has a great deal of experience with cantankerous animals, and manure! I am sure all of us involved in the fiber arts applaud this bold and financially sound decision from our leaders!