Nov 28, 2005 18:25
Dear Connor Oberst,
I do not like you, or your music. I don't find you talented, intellectual or attractive. You are not a musician. You do nothing but mumble words over some drowning guitar part that is so goddamn annoying, and somehow everyone finds you to be such deep, intellectual, tortured soul. Seriously dude, you're trying to hard. If you stopped making music poverty would end, there would be no war, and everyone would get the required amount of Vitamin C needed for themselves. Please, for the good of humanity, just stop it.
Sincerely Yours,
Todd Herman