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I have performed my act in Paris, Madrid, Tokyo, Budapest, and Santiago. I learned my act in French, Spanish, Japanese, and (gulp) Hungarian. I managed to do this in spite of the fact that I speak none of these languages well enough to ask for a glass of water. I even won some sort of award in Budapest. I stood up and accepted the award when my name was called. I don't know what it's for.
-- Michael Goudeau