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This tutorial will show you how to be a Myspace(MS),Livejournal(LJ),Xanga ,or any other blog spot, WHORE. My Fiancee (Dan) Is the photographer.
Here is a normal before shot, no make-up, and no sexy clothes; nothing special. Note that I am also 4 ½ months pregnant, this isnt something a MySpace whore would want you to see. In further shots we will attempt to hide this. Hiding this is also great for those kids who may be a few pounds overweight... or maybe more than a few.
Here is what to start with, most people (and I say people because this tutorial is not limited to girls) also use liquid Eyeliner and some shade of dark lipstick or pink lip gloss. I dont actually own lipstick or colored lip gloss so I will be using Chap Stick and eye shadow.
Close up of the face before we start.
Ive applied the base (forgot to take pics) and first of you start with zombie-brown eye shadow. Its called zombie-brown due to the sunken-in effect it casts on your eyes when enough is applied. Remember to apply the eye shadow above and below your eyes... this makes you look more dead.. i mean sexy.
After Zombie brown, you move on to sparkle-Black, or just black. Youll need to apply it all over the eyelid and some what under the eye.
Then comes everyones favorite, the eyeliner. While the eye shadow is more popular with girls, the eye liner is a favorite of Boys, girls, transvestites, drag queens and everyone-in-general.
You will probably end up with more eyeliner than you see here, but you get the picture.
Next add a retarded hair-do and a sexy shirt. You can also skip the sexy clothes and just wear sweaters and hats. A lot of chubby kids or overweight bloggers use this technique as hats slim your face and sweaters hide those unsightly curves.
Make sure the lights are low and the flash is high, try to show a lot of boob... for guys just take your shirt off and suck in really deep. Or grab our cell phone, the quality is low enough that most people wont be able to tell the difference.
Add cleavage and try not to look too happy.
If you cant find a photographer, go in the bathroom and take pictures of yourself, the lighting is so MySpace anyways.. it cant hurt.
Be sure to add as much boob as possible, remember attention whores are willing to do whatever it takes.
A push-up bra is always a plus... or just get pregnant and your boobs will be huge in no time.
Hold those obscure poses, hair in the face means sex-tonight
Add blur
After all of your hard work wash it off and make a heart in the mirror.. now you are a myspace whore... and you are fucking EMO.
Next Up how to photo shop these into looking even more retarded.
Teaser example:
How smart blur, grayscale, and Free transform can remove acne scares, unsightly aging, and make you look skinnier.
