ok, so this is immensely disturbing
WHAT THE CRAP, Sweden, I had no idea. o________o
Germany, you're officially a creeper.
And both Austria and Korea seem to have conflicting feelings about me.... D:
why are the only ones who like me either chicks or the ones I don't really care about? fml
Fuck you, England, fuck you, Rome, fuck you, America. :|
sob
This is one of those things where you plug in the names of people randomly, and it asks you questions and stuff. :B
1) England
2) France
3) Russia
4) Turkey
5) Canada
6) Korea
7) China
8) Germany
9) Austria
10) Hungary
11) Spain
12) Poland
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
Have you read a Canada/Hungary fic before?
lmao, no. That could be cute, actually.
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
phwoar, yesssss.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
*brain broken, cannot answer*
4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
Mmm, I really liked that one where he had a HOOJ crush on Germany, but Germany came to ask him for romantic advice about Italy. It was really sad. :c
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
oohohohoho that would be hilarious. Yes.
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
TURKEY/GERMANY FOR THE WIN, oh man, so manry.
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
What would happen if China discovered Russia and Germany in a secret relationship?
HAHAHAHAHA
He'd probably be pissed, and be like "HEY, YOU'RE CHEATIN' ON THE ALLIES" oh wait, I think this actually happened
lol.
o hai ther pact of neutrality
oopsie, Stalingrad. :|
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
OH LOL this is gonna be good. OK
Title: A Nut at the Opera (ok i totally stole this from some comic book, whatever)
Summary: Korea, upon a trip to the West, finds himself hopelessly crushing on the elegant Frenchman. France seems not to notice, but when a trip to the opera goes horribly awry.....
(now I kind of want to write this, what is wrong with me)
9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Turkey/Hungary, eh? I'm not sure.... If there were to be, it might be like, Hungary and Austria's relationship starting to decay, and Hungary being all "HEY WE GOTS TO HELP THE OTTOMANS" and all that tangley WWI business.
I am bad at writing mush.
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
OK, not in a shippy way, but.....
"After the Bombs"
like, maybe, after the Luftwaffe, and England's all torn up, and Canada goes to see him in the hospital or something
fjffgh idk
11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
GAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH MAN
lessee here
Something involving big scary animals.
Siberian tiger vs. Spanish Bull.
urgh I don't even know
12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
China het? Does that even exist?
Austria slash = too easy.
13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
Rock Me Amadeus, duh.
14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
France/Russia/Korea
LOL WHAT
uhhhh
Probably ideological sensitivity for OMG COMMIES, blood, possibly rape. D:
15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?
"You know, I heard maple syrup is really good with sausage."
HURP DURP I don't knowwwww
god
i am so dumb
need sleep
16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
I can't wriiiiiite
actually, I just don't want to write this
but
it would be really angsty and dramatic.
like
Hungary: Austria's a poof, and I'm not getting any.
Germany: *is sexy*
Hungary: *ogles*
Austria: *plays angry music*
Plot: *is nowhere to be found*
17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex
"These Europeans, aru."
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
..........AU. Ottoman instead of British Empire ends up being the big man on campus. Turkey showing England the ropes of "how to build an Empire" through the cunning use of FLAGS and sexytiems ensue.
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
uh, probably.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
.................idk. There really aren't any het pairings for Russia outside of incest, so.... eurgh. Please don't tell me if you read those.
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Yes. Yes they do.
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
France/Turkey/Canada, eh? I probably wouldn't, but I'd definitely read it. ;D
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
.......ffft
um
everything I'm thinking of is really really stupid, so I'm going to the next question.
"OH RODERICH, I'M SO GLAD YOU FOUND MY COLLECTION!"
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Today - read the latest chapter of "Are You There, God? It's Me, Canada". :D
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
..........NO BREAST-TOUCHING. *shot*
um, honestly, probably crying or something weird like that. I bet he doesn't like bondage though. Reminds him of his bro. :(
26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Spain/Austria? Deffo. War of Spanish Succession, gais. Hapsburgs getting in one anothers pants, et cetera.
Alcohol is a must.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Russia and China? Totes Russia. ALTHOUGH, Russia bottoming might be amusing. hmmmmmmmmm
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?
"England and Austria are in a happy relationship until Austria suddenly runs off with Turkey. England, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Spain and a brief, unhappy affair with Poland, then follows the advice of Canada and finds true love with France."
HAHAHA, my OTP triumphs! :D
uhhh, maybe.... oh I don't know
"Keep It In The Family"?
because, like, North American whatnots?
or
"Most Of The Continent Is A Bit Crap (But The Weather's Nicer)"
(England thought of this one, don't blame me)
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
...........................................
WAT
Uh, Germany/China, you say?
wellllll
hmm
It could be pretty cute.... China's older, but he's a lot milder than Germany, and Germany's so stern and serious, but has that kind of quietly affectionate side.... Theirs would be a "growing-old-together" kind of love.
awwwwwww
oh, I said I'd post art this time, didn't I?
WHADDYA KNOW.
IT'S THESE GUYS AGAIN
I was having fun with my markers. :3
okay, I seriously have an explanation for this.
My AP World History review book was AWESOME, it basically used Hetalia to teach. This is a direct quote:
"They meet. They flirt for a long time, then marry and settle in Rome, where they build a new house together. Things get tough, so they take a short break, but are still joined by religion...."
SEE.
plus, Byzantium had some super-sexy clothes, which we will get to in a minute.
IT'S SOLOMON~
Remember him? Probably not! He's a canon lawyer (learn, fools: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canon_lawyer) and seems like a dimwit, but really isn't. He and his cohorts live around Constantinople, in the years leading up to the Crusades.
hi i'm hannah i like history ok moving on
IDK MY BFF ISFA is the one with the staff. I'm not certain if I should change his name. I've been considering Cyprian or maybe Macarius. B: idk
OK SO I'M A BIG NERD and joined a D&D-esque RP group (irl, mind you, it's not on the intertubes) and this is my character.
His name is Ben Kirkby, and he has dreadful luck. He's a Templar knight (though not in the Real World sense, they're just called that, don't make me explain) and an alcoholic due to SPOILERY REASONS that I can't even disclose here, or my teammates will find out, and the surprise will be ruined forebar. :(
he is such a skinny mofo, what the hell
page 2 of sketches
nyoro~n
that's Emily's character, Ceres (http://doctorpontouf.deviantart.com/art/Ceres-and-Satella-125987396) who is a totally BA ex-noblewoman.
No, he's not in jail, he's at a gate, looking at ~*~*HIS FUTURE*~*~
3 YEARS LATER
Idealism: *diminished*
Skinniness: *there's a war on, what do you think*
Alcoholism: *through the roof*
Eye Baggies: *permanent*
fuck I need to go to BED, I'm going to work out with my mom tomorrow. DX
I enjoy going with her, I just.... am tired.
IN OTHER NEWS, oh my god, THIS:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia/2613641.html?#cutid1
A HETALIA MUSICAL
The lyrics are awesome, the singers are quite good (aside from a little pitchiness, but it's quickly resolved) and.... parts almost made me cry. ; ~ ; England's songs, especially.
The only major problem is the sound quality during the loud bits (the second song is particularly affected by this) but for most of the time, it's fine.
also
Click to viewYES
YES I DO WANT TO BE CANADIAN PLEASE
IF YOU WILL LET ME INTO YOUR COLLEGES. ;__________;
i love you