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Jan 20, 1979 00:19

I'm at my sister's house and covered in kids. I like how my weekends oscillate between thoroughly domesticated and smelling like a homeless person ( Read more... )

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espying August 21 2007, 03:11:39 UTC

You should bring them over!! I'm not all that good with children, but I wouldn't want you to be bored all by your lonesome - oh, they could play with the shampoo bottles or whatever it is they do!! Perfect fun for little children!

fabium August 21 2007, 03:23:34 UTC

I'll talk to my sister next time I'm over! She likes to keep them all in the house where they can be easily trapped!

espying August 21 2007, 03:31:33 UTC

I could probably throw one of the babies from the front door and out the kitchen window on the far wall, so it's not very big at all!!

fabium August 21 2007, 03:46:31 UTC

Yeah, you could, but the cat likes it so much more! The twins would never shut up about being thrown into a wall.

espying August 21 2007, 03:57:13 UTC

I would open the window first!

fabium August 21 2007, 04:12:27 UTC

All right dearest, rule one of caring for dependent creatures: do not throw them into walls or out of windows! Rules 2-9000 are kind of in the same vein!

espying August 21 2007, 04:23:53 UTC

Yeah, I'm rubbish at all that child rearing stuff! But I do enjoy pressing things against my bosom so that's sorta a spark of a maternal instinct, right?

fabium August 21 2007, 04:28:04 UTC

Your bosom is excellent for pressing! And you know not to eat your young, so you're one step up from rodents and sharks!

espying August 21 2007, 04:42:13 UTC

I could line two of our empty boxes with towels to make cribs for the babies!! Oh, the older ones could probably eat some of the herbs, so they could pretty much take care of themselves over here! It'd be fun!!

fabium August 21 2007, 04:54:24 UTC

Syb, they're so used to their own cribs they'd make such a fuss! And the older ones hate green things. Really, kids aren't that much fun! I'll bring a feral rat or something next time I come over! Much easier to handle and you feel less guilty about throwing them out a window later!

espying August 21 2007, 05:01:22 UTC

Well, that's not as fun!

fabium August 21 2007, 05:09:27 UTC

No, you're right, but it won't end in my sister killing me!

espying August 21 2007, 05:16:13 UTC

Fine fine! I don't want to see you bloodied up, so I'll just do without for now.

fabium August 21 2007, 05:19:46 UTC

My nephews' fragile skulls thank you, benevolent mistress!

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