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Feb 19, 1979 22:48

New project: stop unwanted peoples' fucking bullshit whinging from showing up in my fucking book ( Read more... )

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 05:06:10 UTC
If I'm not mistaken, your every statement on the whinging is, in fact, whinging.

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fabium September 20 2007, 05:10:10 UTC
YOU'VE CAUGHT ME IN A GREAT, INTRICATE WEB OF HYPOCRISY AND CONTRADICTION! It's the least I could do to retaliate against your wretchedly boring tales about your mother's nine hundredth anniversary of being spawned onto the earth by a nundu and that damned interesting wc that needs to be redecorated for the spring social season.

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 05:16:29 UTC
If you paused for a moment, Prewett, you would realise that you are hardly very funny. It was a contradiction, but being so quick to say something about me, you failed to recognise. As for the other bits, ... well, I hardly feel the need to justify myself. I doubt you'll do the same for your behaviour.

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fabium September 20 2007, 05:20:25 UTC
What?

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 05:26:40 UTC
I had a thought and lost it.

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fabium September 20 2007, 05:31:12 UTC
Now I know there's a benevolent force governing the world.

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 05:32:14 UTC
I may have grown bored with the childish behaviour.

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fabium September 20 2007, 05:33:01 UTC
You're almost thirty so yeah, it's about fucking time you did.

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 15:18:33 UTC
I would be worried about how you know my age, but perhaps you have a need to keep track of my life.

As it is, I've noticed you wouldn't have very much to write about if it weren't for my whinging, or the whinging of my friends. You should be a little more grateful that we give you the means to getting attention.

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fabium September 20 2007, 15:52:10 UTC
You and Longbottom were fucking ancient when I started at Hogwarts. Doesn't take a genius to figure that one out, champ.

You're right. I wouldn't have much to write about here, but luckily, keeping a public journal isn't on the very fuckinig top of my list of life goals.

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 15:57:14 UTC
You think so little of my life. I'd have thought you'd make an effort to forget about me.

For someone that sees it as a low priority, you're quite active on them.

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fabium September 20 2007, 15:58:21 UTC
I just want you so bad.

Yeah, with my friends. And?

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 16:05:01 UTC
That wasn't what I was getting at, Prewett.

You're a bundle of contradictions. If you were looking for your friend, you'd see where he was and be off with it, rather than informing the general public about your behaviour.

As it is, Prewett, if you're going to whine about me commenting about your statement with your friends, you might think not to bother again. It's not worth your time to do it, and I've ignored you until now. I was bored, it seems, and I've only convinced myself that this wasn't worth my time.

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fabium September 20 2007, 16:35:35 UTC
I'm all right being a bundle of contradictions! It maks my experiences interesting! Constantly being snotty, self-absorbed, bored and unwilling to do anything about it because 'that's not what you do': where's the fun in that?

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fabium September 20 2007, 05:11:54 UTC
BUT BRAVO, ARSEHOLE, YOU USED A CONTRACTION! I'M SO VERY PROUD!

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lestrangely September 20 2007, 05:17:02 UTC
You managed to read through my entry and failed to see the contractions it contained?

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