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If I could have one thing, it would be a kitten.
My weekend so far...
Wednesday, I sat around on my ass. Oh, and I cleaned up the house because Teena and Richie were coming home and I finally hung up the posters in the jam room strategically leaving a void wall space designed for my Dizzy Gillespie poster. Sadly, that was my excitement for the day. Went to work. I'm going to miss my kids so much. I spotted Rachel and Claire on back handsprings because they were bugging me to and we had nothing better to do. HItched a ride home with the Sam-mister, but she didn't seem to thrilled about it. Got home and made rice-a-roni. Dan came by and dropped of the Bel Air mech for me. The drug deal went smoothly. I love him.
Thursday, best day ever. Like, honestly, thank God for the pilgrims and indians for being the inspiration for a day full of food and football and retarded families. Woke up, ate a brunch-type thing with my momma and Teena and Richie. It was fabulous despite the fact that I'm not big on breakfast foods. Mom left; she went up to Sacramento to go spend the day with her sister. Richie stole Teena's car to go to Chris's house so that they could have some gay sex, or whatever they do over there. Teena made me look like a girl. Yes, it was unbelievable... my hair was curled and it actually looked good. I was a model. We went over to my aunt Debbie's house in San Leandro an let's just say it was good times. I love the fam. Sported the Bel Air shirt and my pink scarf. Tons of people were over. I hella rule at pool even though I only played one game. I combo-ed the 1 to 9 ball and hella whooped my brother's shiny ass. Then I played Jasona nd he sunk te 9 ball in on the break, so I don't count that a much of a game. Hella owned my sister at air hockey and got a stiff back in the process. Food was delicious. Taught Oma the tricks to pinball. She's so cute. My aunt got a new beagle puppy and she is the cutest thing. She ran into the screen door and as much as it sucked, it was so adorable. Two other people ran into the screen door too and I felt hecka back. I learned how to fold shirts a crazy way. It was insane. I love to fold laundry now. So after all that fun and of talking about how things are grown bigger in Texas, Richie drove us home. They left back up to Chico and I waited for mom to get home. Got a phone call from the mom and she said that they were staying up in Sacramento because it was too late and they didn't want to deal with traffic. So I was all alone the whole night. Decided to go on a walk. Ended up walking around Livermore for two and a half hours. Pretty much was walking over by my old house. It was fun, but cold and about halfway through my ankle and back started bothering me. Came home and then wne out again to jam. I suppose I was hella cold cuz I was shivvering but I didn't feel cold.. life's mysteries. Came home and watched Futurama for like 2 hours then finally went to bed.
Friday during the day was so lame. Like, I honestly sat around on my fat ass all day. The only people that I saw (before I went out at night) were the man at the guitar store, Jim (my guitar teacher) and my mom. Finally changed the strings on Shithead (my BC Rich) and also put new strings on Penelope. She sings so lovely now. I still need to sand it down a good sixteenth to lower the action on her. But for now, it works. I'm not doing much soloing. Ate dinner with the mom. Then picked up Jackie and drove out to Danville to see the program and the Grange. it was fun at the beginning. People were there, met up with Rachel. so hot. Then I guess dumbass kids were drinking and smoking out in the back and the cops came in with flashlights and was like "party's over" and made everybody leave. Hella wasted 7 bucks. I was thoroughly pissed. Drove around and got lost some more and then decided just to go back to Livermore. Got food at Jack and In N'out and then called up Jenna. We decided to be cool and hung out with all them at Safeway. Not my crowd, but whatever. Sean came up to our car and held up a beer and was like, "yeah, I just bought this at Safeway" We were like ummm no and then he told us that it was non-alcoholic (yeah, way to be lame and get beer-flavored water). Then Matt comes up like 5 seconds later and was like "Man, I'm so wasted!" and Jackie is just like "umm, dude, we know." Then we went to go kidnap Jake but that flopped. I had to go home and Jackie just decided to stay there. The night was fun, but the coppers hella made it lame to the A-S-S.
Nick doing a backflip off the wall and over Conrad hella made my night. I just showed off by doing one off the ground and off the table. And they thought that I was going to die...HA! I'm made to be a lesbian. I will never find a guy for Linda. BOO!
My weekend so far...
Wednesday, I sat around on my ass. Oh, and I cleaned up the house because Teena and Richie were coming home and I finally hung up the posters in the jam room strategically leaving a void wall space designed for my Dizzy Gillespie poster. Sadly, that was my excitement for the day. Went to work. I'm going to miss my kids so much. I spotted Rachel and Claire on back handsprings because they were bugging me to and we had nothing better to do. HItched a ride home with the Sam-mister, but she didn't seem to thrilled about it. Got home and made rice-a-roni. Dan came by and dropped of the Bel Air mech for me. The drug deal went smoothly. I love him.
Thursday, best day ever. Like, honestly, thank God for the pilgrims and indians for being the inspiration for a day full of food and football and retarded families. Woke up, ate a brunch-type thing with my momma and Teena and Richie. It was fabulous despite the fact that I'm not big on breakfast foods. Mom left; she went up to Sacramento to go spend the day with her sister. Richie stole Teena's car to go to Chris's house so that they could have some gay sex, or whatever they do over there. Teena made me look like a girl. Yes, it was unbelievable... my hair was curled and it actually looked good. I was a model. We went over to my aunt Debbie's house in San Leandro an let's just say it was good times. I love the fam. Sported the Bel Air shirt and my pink scarf. Tons of people were over. I hella rule at pool even though I only played one game. I combo-ed the 1 to 9 ball and hella whooped my brother's shiny ass. Then I played Jasona nd he sunk te 9 ball in on the break, so I don't count that a much of a game. Hella owned my sister at air hockey and got a stiff back in the process. Food was delicious. Taught Oma the tricks to pinball. She's so cute. My aunt got a new beagle puppy and she is the cutest thing. She ran into the screen door and as much as it sucked, it was so adorable. Two other people ran into the screen door too and I felt hecka back. I learned how to fold shirts a crazy way. It was insane. I love to fold laundry now. So after all that fun and of talking about how things are grown bigger in Texas, Richie drove us home. They left back up to Chico and I waited for mom to get home. Got a phone call from the mom and she said that they were staying up in Sacramento because it was too late and they didn't want to deal with traffic. So I was all alone the whole night. Decided to go on a walk. Ended up walking around Livermore for two and a half hours. Pretty much was walking over by my old house. It was fun, but cold and about halfway through my ankle and back started bothering me. Came home and then wne out again to jam. I suppose I was hella cold cuz I was shivvering but I didn't feel cold.. life's mysteries. Came home and watched Futurama for like 2 hours then finally went to bed.
Friday during the day was so lame. Like, I honestly sat around on my fat ass all day. The only people that I saw (before I went out at night) were the man at the guitar store, Jim (my guitar teacher) and my mom. Finally changed the strings on Shithead (my BC Rich) and also put new strings on Penelope. She sings so lovely now. I still need to sand it down a good sixteenth to lower the action on her. But for now, it works. I'm not doing much soloing. Ate dinner with the mom. Then picked up Jackie and drove out to Danville to see the program and the Grange. it was fun at the beginning. People were there, met up with Rachel. so hot. Then I guess dumbass kids were drinking and smoking out in the back and the cops came in with flashlights and was like "party's over" and made everybody leave. Hella wasted 7 bucks. I was thoroughly pissed. Drove around and got lost some more and then decided just to go back to Livermore. Got food at Jack and In N'out and then called up Jenna. We decided to be cool and hung out with all them at Safeway. Not my crowd, but whatever. Sean came up to our car and held up a beer and was like, "yeah, I just bought this at Safeway" We were like ummm no and then he told us that it was non-alcoholic (yeah, way to be lame and get beer-flavored water). Then Matt comes up like 5 seconds later and was like "Man, I'm so wasted!" and Jackie is just like "umm, dude, we know." Then we went to go kidnap Jake but that flopped. I had to go home and Jackie just decided to stay there. The night was fun, but the coppers hella made it lame to the A-S-S.
Nick doing a backflip off the wall and over Conrad hella made my night. I just showed off by doing one off the ground and off the table. And they thought that I was going to die...HA! I'm made to be a lesbian. I will never find a guy for Linda. BOO!