This one cracked me up.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
fabby sent to me...
Twelve avengers drumming
Eleven mlis piping
Ten versus a-leaping
Nine sopranos dancing
Eight breeders a-milking
Seven extras a-swimming
Six pixies a-laying
Five fo-o-o-ontaine toups
Four throwing muses
Three lush cosmetics
Two spongebob squarepants
...and an almodovar in a bianca montgomery.