Flat-warming Party?

[fabbb_ulous]

The Cleaning Wizards did a good job ridding the place of any...stains that might still be there.  It's hard living here knowing that this is where Riley lived, and, more importantly, this is where she died.  When I come home from work and it's an empty flat, an empty bed...I dunno.  I may have to move, but I can't be a burden on Molls any longer,

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[dulcetwonder]

I will make you pie.

[fabbb_ulous]

Alice, lovely, you're a doll.

[dulcetwonder]

You don't have to tell me, Fabian. I know. I'm quite excellent at making pie, too. I've had lots of practice. It's handy being pregnant sometimes.

Though, I've been craving cake.. and spinach. Ah well.

[fabbb_ulous]

Mmm, just thinking of pie just makes me want to have some. Why don't you and Frank come round before the baby's born?

Cake and spinach?? No thank you.

[dulcetwonder]

What, in the next six months? I don't know, we're awfully busy..

Spinach pie and cake. Definitely.

[fabbb_ulous]

I detect a note of sarcasm, my dear. Well you're always welcome, snotty attitude or not.

How about you exchange "spinach" with "peach"? Now that sounds more delicious.

[dulcetwonder]

I wouldn't!

There's a whole world of pie out there beyond fruit. You must branch out sometime.

[fabbb_ulous]

Now I'm curious. What other combinations have you tried?? Broccoli? Carrot? I mean, I'm all for meat pies and such, but you cannot beat a buttery crust filled with mashed blueberries or something.

[dulcetwonder]

Or mashed potatoes... Now there's something.

[fabbb_ulous]

Alice! That sounds absolutely vile. Excuse me as I gag.

Does your husband know about these weird cravings of yours? Perhaps you should get them checked out by a healer or something.