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[fab_boy]

Crazy things have been happening, boys and girls. Oh yes, wild and strange things. I know it's 666 day, but crazy things have been happening before that. But I think it's great that some of my tickets went on sale today. It's truly the devil's day where I invite the general public to Carnegie Hall

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[valo]

I think I might miss calling him a piece-of-shit-slut-whore-bitch, but I think that's just an old habit more than anything.
Oh, by all means. I'll take it as terms of endearment. It's better than "sweetheart."

[fab_boy]

Ok, LJ ate part of my first attempt at this comment, reducing it to nonsensical rubble. Let's try again.

I'll take it as terms of endearment.

Oh, that's not nearly as fun as the bad old days. But I'll go with it. And now, if I'm pissed off at you, I'll call you Honey-muffin-sweetums-snugglebunny. If that doesn't make your blood boil, well....

[valo]

Well what?

[fab_boy]

You're so literal.

Well...then nothing will.

[valo]

Go cure the purple hippo.

[fab_boy]

I don't click on strange links from strange men.

[valo]

B-b-b-but what about the schizo sheep!

[fab_boy]

Your icon makes the whole experience look terribly appealing. I must be missing out on so very much.

That was sarcastic, in case you decide to go all literal on me again. What does Michael do with you?

I'm a city boy and prefer to keep away from barnyard animals. Especially ones with mental disorders. I like my sheep either knitted around my neck, medium-rare on a plate with mint sauce, or following me around blindly on tour and giving me presents.

[valo]

You'll have to ask him personally if you really want an answer, because I just lay there and let him do his thing, so I've no clue, really.

[fab_boy]

I think we'll leave it in the realm of the rhetorical. I've heard more than enough about your sex life in past years.

[file_under]

because I just lay there and let him do his thing

hardly!

[valo]

He said he doesn't want to hear about it.

[fab_boy]

Ouch! Shot down!

[file_under]

don't press any buttons, rufus. it's fine.

[fab_boy]

Like hell it is.

[valo]

"Ain't it a shame
To be shot down in flames"