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[fab_boy]

I can't even begin to properly express my bitter disappointment on this day. However, I've been shown an alternative and asked to spread the word to my fellow Americans because....

Canada will save you!!

Get hitched and get out.

I'm a dual citizen, so I'm going to take Stephen to Toronto and marry him away from this political travesty.

Comments

[kurt_dahle]

Maybe my girlfriend and I can each marry an American couple and let them roam freely in Canada. That'd be so nice.

[fab_boy]

That's very altruistic of you, darling. I'm calling up the Nobel Peace Prize people asap ;)

[kurt_dahle]

Altruism is my middle name! Kurt Altruism Dahle. I got teased a lot in school.

[stephentrask]

god, you are so jewish.

[kurt_dahle]

Shit, I KNOW!