FOUR? Those fuckers had it coming

[f_tavares]

I've always had trouble finding the right pay-by-the-hour motel but this one didn't look so bad. It was a Universal Soldier-type whorehouse, with little bungalows peppering the fenced-off area behind the main office. I didn't want to ask questions, typically one doesn't when the guy behind the counter looks like an impoverished grunt with a

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[asia_argento]

Your entire life is one giant David Lynch film with just a pinch of Moss Hart. What, was the Mariott all booked up?

It was all anyone could talk about when I was in Paris. Half the country feels they've struck a blow for liberty on the level of the Bastile's destruction and the other half is running around saying it's le fin du monde. The whole thing does make me kind of nervous, just because the world needs some kind of major industrial counterweight to the US, and if it's not the EU it's a lot more likely to be someone less reasonable, like China or a reconstituted Russia, and hello Cold War II. So yeah, Europe getting their act together would be good.

Maybe you have some cosmic sense of a debt unpaid to you by the universe. Otherwise known as a right to sing the blues.

[hugh_jackman]

>:O And just when I was determined to have the first comment to every entry. Asia Argento you are amazing.

[f_tavares]

With friends like yew, who needs sleep.

[hugh_jackman]

Oh! We have a 4am trampoline date in the near future, possibly. Look at our icons, get the idea?

[f_tavares]

Of course we do. No, I don't. What are you saying!?

[hugh_jackman]

I've lost you, blacksheep. I keep a packet of matches under the trampoline. Understand yet?

[f_tavares]

Cigarettes aren't bold.

[hugh_jackman]

No, no. This might involve a spoon or a didgeridoo.

[f_tavares]

You're off your rocker. I play the bagpipes.

[hugh_jackman]

Bagpipes? I can make an accordion bong if you're interested?

[f_tavares]

I can do a Highland Jig and wear nothing under my kilt if you're interesting.

[hugh_jackman]

How could I not be? Your blue and yellow kilt? You have to get that embroidered you know, but dance, I want a sample jig now. Do you need any swords?

[f_tavares]

Lurch can get stuffed like a Thanksgiving Turkey.

[hugh_jackman]

We can bake him in Hatchet's old oven, he was a good cook I hear.

[f_tavares]

I ate some stuff he made once, while at Grandma #2's place. If Hatchet was 20 years older they'd probably date. We'll bake him in Hatchet's oven and give his rump to Rogg and Semen.

[hugh_jackman]

Yes! But we will have to get the blueprints to Lanue first, they would burn in the oven. We can get the math robot to cover our tracks, la pente can do magical things you know?