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[f_oxily]

I wish I had a unicorn.

Comments

[unlostsoul]

A

freaking

men.

[child_proteus]

you wound me.

[f_oxily]

Oh dear. Lover's tiff?

[unlostsoul]

He refuses to acknowledge the validity of my surrogate unicorn! What would you do in a situation like that?

[f_oxily]

How rude! Clearly he doesn't appreciate them. I would tell him that we're a complete package. Take both of us or no one at all~

[child_proteus]

He made a cardboard unicorn, dude.

To replace the one he willing slaughtered with me. He's party to the slayage.

[f_oxily]

Hindsight is always 20/20~

[unlostsoul]

oh, i do not

[child_proteus]

denial hurts everybody, dub. it also kills kittens.