FLW Full Damage TV: Terry Funk Announces Next Pay Per View!
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JR: "Hello everybody, and welcome back."
JR: "There's Commander In Chief, Terry Funk, in the
FLW Ring, ready to announce our Next Pay-Per View."
Funk: "We plan to make this upcoming year one of
FLW's best!"
Funk: "Our Next Pay Per View is our third
annual; Riot Games."
Funk:" It's a 10 Man , over the top rope, elimination
match."
Jesse: "Oh, THAT'S original.."
Funk: "The winner of this match, will face the World
Champion at the following Pay-Per View."
Funk: "But onto tonight's Main Event."
Funk: "Team MySpace will face Team Livejournal in a
2 on 4 Handicap match."
::I'M BAAAAACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER.....::
JR: "What the hell is this about..."
JR: "Eric Bischoff and his cronies, of sorts are making they're
way into ring."
Bischoff: "Ter-reey! How are you? How the hell
are ya! Did you have a good New Year? Mine
was great.."
Funk: "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE,
BISCHOFF??!?!? YOU WERE FIRED!!"
Funk: "I MAY BE OLD, BUT YOUR SENILE, HOGAN
FIRED YOUR ASS!"
Bischoff: "Yes, he DID fire me...as
Commander In Chief..."
Bischoff: "But as a Manager, i am still legally
a FLW employee."
Bischoff: "And if you haven't noticed, i am a very
SUCCESSFUL manager..As you see i manage
The Great Muta."
Bischoff: "And oh yeah, The FLW World Champion, maybe
you heard of him.."
Bischoff: "A.J. STYLES!"
::Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!::
Bischoff: "And look at you, Funk. Already
rolling out the red carpet for us."
Bischoff: "Giving The World Champion the month off,
not title defense till the Pay-Per View after Riot Games."
Bischoff: "Let me be for the first to thank you."
JR: "I don't think that's what Terry Funk had
in mind."
Funk: "HAHAHAHAHAHA....you are one funny muttaf**ker, Bischoff."
Funk: "Styles DOES have a title defence at
Riot Games.."
Funk: "But YOU won't be able to meet him until
next week....take care."
JR: "Styles is going to defend the title?"
JR: "But who is going The FLW World Champion
going to face?"
Jesse: "What in the hell is this?!?!?"
JR: "Everything's gone black and white?!??!?!"
Jesse: "Eh? Is he facing The Late Freddy Blasie?
I dont' get it..."
JR: "I guess we'll have to wait till next week?
Coming up, Team MySpace faces Team LiveJournal!"
RKB
JR: "Hello everybody, and welcome back."
JR: "There's Commander In Chief, Terry Funk, in the
FLW Ring, ready to announce our Next Pay-Per View."
Funk: "We plan to make this upcoming year one of
FLW's best!"
Funk: "Our Next Pay Per View is our third
annual; Riot Games."
Funk:" It's a 10 Man , over the top rope, elimination
match."
Jesse: "Oh, THAT'S original.."
Funk: "The winner of this match, will face the World
Champion at the following Pay-Per View."
Funk: "But onto tonight's Main Event."
Funk: "Team MySpace will face Team Livejournal in a
2 on 4 Handicap match."
::I'M BAAAAACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER.....::
JR: "What the hell is this about..."
JR: "Eric Bischoff and his cronies, of sorts are making they're
way into ring."
Bischoff: "Ter-reey! How are you? How the hell
are ya! Did you have a good New Year? Mine
was great.."
Funk: "WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE,
BISCHOFF??!?!? YOU WERE FIRED!!"
Funk: "I MAY BE OLD, BUT YOUR SENILE, HOGAN
FIRED YOUR ASS!"
Bischoff: "Yes, he DID fire me...as
Commander In Chief..."
Bischoff: "But as a Manager, i am still legally
a FLW employee."
Bischoff: "And if you haven't noticed, i am a very
SUCCESSFUL manager..As you see i manage
The Great Muta."
Bischoff: "And oh yeah, The FLW World Champion, maybe
you heard of him.."
Bischoff: "A.J. STYLES!"
::Crowd: BOOOOOOOO!::
Bischoff: "And look at you, Funk. Already
rolling out the red carpet for us."
Bischoff: "Giving The World Champion the month off,
not title defense till the Pay-Per View after Riot Games."
Bischoff: "Let me be for the first to thank you."
JR: "I don't think that's what Terry Funk had
in mind."
Funk: "HAHAHAHAHAHA....you are one funny muttaf**ker, Bischoff."
Funk: "Styles DOES have a title defence at
Riot Games.."
Funk: "But YOU won't be able to meet him until
next week....take care."
JR: "Styles is going to defend the title?"
JR: "But who is going The FLW World Champion
going to face?"
Jesse: "What in the hell is this?!?!?"
JR: "Everything's gone black and white?!??!?!"
Jesse: "Eh? Is he facing The Late Freddy Blasie?
I dont' get it..."
JR: "I guess we'll have to wait till next week?
Coming up, Team MySpace faces Team LiveJournal!"
RKB