FLW Special Christmas Bonus!
JR: "Hello everyone, and
Happy Holidays to you all!"
Jesse: "This isnt' what i had in mind when
they company said they had a "Christmas
Bonus" for me.."
JR: "Booker T, ready for the Holidays makes his
way to the ring."
JR: "We havn't seen the Booker Man in quite
a while in FLW."
Jesse: "He just enters the ring like he's
a King or something."
JR; "King Booker? That would
be ridiculous...."
Booker: "This is The Booker Man's favorite
time of year, suckka."
Booker: 'We used to open presents, eat
turkey, and wait for Sant-ie Clause.
It's been almost 40 years, and that
Mo-Fo still hasn't shown up...'
Booker: "But while waiting for Sanna Clauz,
We at the T House, would sing....sing...SING!!"
Booker:" Chhhhesssstnuuuuuutttts roooooasting onnnnn
annn open fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeeeeee!"
::::BOOOOOOOO!:::::
:::Music Kicks In:::
JR: "It's Samoa Joe! Working overtime,
showing up on our Christmas Bonus Special!"
Jesse: "So we have to watch him TWICE in
one week. He just debuted, and i'm already sick of him."
Booker: "Who the hell are you?"
Booker: "What? You beat Bob Sapp in two minutes this
week...who hasn't, sukka? Why don't you do the crowd
a favor and LEAVE while i finishing singing..."
Jesse: "At least he has manners."
Booker: "Where was i? Oh yeah:
Jaaaaaccckk Frosssst, Nipping at
your nooooooooosssssseeeee..."
JR: "Samoa Joe turns around and put that
sweater over Booker's head, Hockey
Fight style! Remember those?"
JR: "If only someone did this to Celine Dion."
Jesse: "Oh very nice, Jim Ross. Violence towards
Woman. You and Stone Cold have WAY too much
in common.'
JR: "Joe dumps Booker onto the top rope."
JR: "Here comes that falling suplex drop."
Jesse: "Muscle Buster on Booker T!"
JR: "Joe now running his thumb across
his throat, meaning this is over!"
Jesse: "This? This? It's not even a match, Jim
Ross. It's pretty much a leagelized assault!"
JR: "He's got him in that Rear Naked Choke!"
JR: "He's Tapping! But this is not a match!"
Jesse: "Some one should teach that punk a lesson..."
Jesse: "Wow! Thank You, Santa Clause!"
JR: "NO! Randy Orton! RKO on
Samoa Joe!"
JR: "Orton? What does he have to prove?"
Orton: "Hey, Island Boy. You want to make
it in FLW, then earn it, ugly!"
Orton: "Next week, Full Damage TV,
You Vs. Me....see you there, piss ant."
JR: "Oh my! And Slams Joe's face right
down to the mat!"
Jesse:"Joe will have the shortest career
in FLW history, cause he's going
One-On-One with Mr. RKO,
Randy Orton, next week
on Full Damage TV!"
JR: "We hope to see you there, and
have a happy and safe holidays.'
RKB
Happy Holidays to you all!"
Jesse: "This isnt' what i had in mind when
they company said they had a "Christmas
Bonus" for me.."
JR: "Booker T, ready for the Holidays makes his
way to the ring."
JR: "We havn't seen the Booker Man in quite
a while in FLW."
Jesse: "He just enters the ring like he's
a King or something."
JR; "King Booker? That would
be ridiculous...."
Booker: "This is The Booker Man's favorite
time of year, suckka."
Booker: 'We used to open presents, eat
turkey, and wait for Sant-ie Clause.
It's been almost 40 years, and that
Mo-Fo still hasn't shown up...'
Booker: "But while waiting for Sanna Clauz,
We at the T House, would sing....sing...SING!!"
Booker:" Chhhhesssstnuuuuuutttts roooooasting onnnnn
annn open fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeeeeee!"
::::BOOOOOOOO!:::::
:::Music Kicks In:::
JR: "It's Samoa Joe! Working overtime,
showing up on our Christmas Bonus Special!"
Jesse: "So we have to watch him TWICE in
one week. He just debuted, and i'm already sick of him."
Booker: "Who the hell are you?"
Booker: "What? You beat Bob Sapp in two minutes this
week...who hasn't, sukka? Why don't you do the crowd
a favor and LEAVE while i finishing singing..."
Jesse: "At least he has manners."
Booker: "Where was i? Oh yeah:
Jaaaaaccckk Frosssst, Nipping at
your nooooooooosssssseeeee..."
JR: "Samoa Joe turns around and put that
sweater over Booker's head, Hockey
Fight style! Remember those?"
JR: "If only someone did this to Celine Dion."
Jesse: "Oh very nice, Jim Ross. Violence towards
Woman. You and Stone Cold have WAY too much
in common.'
JR: "Joe dumps Booker onto the top rope."
JR: "Here comes that falling suplex drop."
Jesse: "Muscle Buster on Booker T!"
JR: "Joe now running his thumb across
his throat, meaning this is over!"
Jesse: "This? This? It's not even a match, Jim
Ross. It's pretty much a leagelized assault!"
JR: "He's got him in that Rear Naked Choke!"
JR: "He's Tapping! But this is not a match!"
Jesse: "Some one should teach that punk a lesson..."
Jesse: "Wow! Thank You, Santa Clause!"
JR: "NO! Randy Orton! RKO on
Samoa Joe!"
JR: "Orton? What does he have to prove?"
Orton: "Hey, Island Boy. You want to make
it in FLW, then earn it, ugly!"
Orton: "Next week, Full Damage TV,
You Vs. Me....see you there, piss ant."
JR: "Oh my! And Slams Joe's face right
down to the mat!"
Jesse:"Joe will have the shortest career
in FLW history, cause he's going
One-On-One with Mr. RKO,
Randy Orton, next week
on Full Damage TV!"
JR: "We hope to see you there, and
have a happy and safe holidays.'
RKB