Another Heather Bites The Dust
I thought about writing a huge fuck you to go out with a superior bang, but what's the point anymore. Everyone is already well aware that they are boring, dramatic and borderline psychotic, correct? Since I can't find the time to join in the lacking melodrama in the first place, it's time to close shop.
In truth, I should have left with Lucy, but people hold onto things for weird reasons. Mine being usage, which will make sense to a few people.
So. I will perpetually be doing the following:
- Causing Heather like chaos with Madame Asia (the last of a dying breed) and Lucy Liu.
- Seething with loving hatred pointed toward Ethan Hawke.
- Sleeping on Robbie Williams couch and making him wear actual clothes instead of wife beaters. Come on, Robbie. Also, I will be whispering in his ear that he should be straight straight straight. Only for me, though.
- Going on random adventures to steal furniture with JRM. (We're still braving the Amazon, bub.)
- Spewing wank laws with Craig while Johnny pretends to watch and give a shit.
- Making fun of people more pretentious than I. Simmer down, ya'all.
- Forcing you humorless pricks to l-a-u-g-h. If I leave you with anything, anything at all, it's to stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously.
Lucy, Ethan, Asia, Robbie, Kate W., Hugh Jackman (first and second), Craig Parker, johnny_depp_, j__depp, Jonathan, vincent_gallo, and Rafe... I love you all, thanks for making this fun. And a :-* to the rest of you.
If you want to be left on or whatever, then just ask.
Peace out.
In truth, I should have left with Lucy, but people hold onto things for weird reasons. Mine being usage, which will make sense to a few people.
So. I will perpetually be doing the following:
- Causing Heather like chaos with Madame Asia (the last of a dying breed) and Lucy Liu.
- Seething with loving hatred pointed toward Ethan Hawke.
- Sleeping on Robbie Williams couch and making him wear actual clothes instead of wife beaters. Come on, Robbie. Also, I will be whispering in his ear that he should be straight straight straight. Only for me, though.
- Going on random adventures to steal furniture with JRM. (We're still braving the Amazon, bub.)
- Spewing wank laws with Craig while Johnny pretends to watch and give a shit.
- Making fun of people more pretentious than I. Simmer down, ya'all.
- Forcing you humorless pricks to l-a-u-g-h. If I leave you with anything, anything at all, it's to stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously.
Lucy, Ethan, Asia, Robbie, Kate W., Hugh Jackman (first and second), Craig Parker, johnny_depp_, j__depp, Jonathan, vincent_gallo, and Rafe... I love you all, thanks for making this fun. And a :-* to the rest of you.
If you want to be left on or whatever, then just ask.
Peace out.