Blow up the moon!
So Wiley Riley kinda broke up, but not really because we still play shows and write new stuff, but these days we only write songs people write for us. Gus song is one of them. This song was written by wiley riley enthusiest Gustoff Aprans. He wrote a lovely ballad to the tune of avails simple song, but i dont know how to play simple song. So i
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my life is kind of boring
i do the same thing every day
go to classes i don't care about
then hit up the gym
so the ladies will go crazy
when i take off my shirt
after i "accidentally"
spill beer on it when i am drinkin'
then i sit around
and wait for the bus
because i take the bus now
just like old times
because i was kicked out of the dorms
for peeing in the hallway
(it's an egregeous offense)
when i was shit faced
at home i play video games
while all my room mates
smoke weed about 5 times a day
during the week
and 6-8 times on weekends
it's actually pretty funny
i only thought that kind
of shit happened in movies
i had to go to alcohol counseling
after i peed in the hallway
it was 4 1/2 hours long and really boring
they told me i was an alcoholic
i told them i was going to get
hammered after the counseling
they were not impressed
not in the least
on weekends i like to black out
drinkin' bull ice and keystone
one time i funneled a bull ice
because one of my friends called me a pussy
i said, "you are what you eat"
and then funneled the bull ice
then i wake up not knowing where i am
or how i got there
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