Aug 06, 2005 12:09
Saw 'Dukes Of Hazzard' yesterday. It was a good movie...if your'e a fan. NOT me though the ONLY reason I went to go see it, is because of course Jessica Simpson and her hypnotizing body. I give it a 3.5/5.
Actually No i give it a 5, why? because in the middle of the movie some dude with dreadlocks started ramblin on and on. NO one really cared. The guy got up and starting pointing to the audience, "Fuckin Bullshit...This shit is fuckin Bullshit" (pointing towards everyone as he left towards the exit.) A few minutes pass by as the movies is about to end when you hear this " BITCH i'll knock ya straight down." Everyone turns around and the dude with the dreadlocks is provoking this bald guy two rows up from me. The people around them got up ran to the other side, while I was laughing at the whole thing because this were TWO me in their late 30's early 40's.
IT was dark but you could still tell that they were about to swing. The dude in the dreadlocks went up to the bald guys face and started trash talking:
Bald Guy : Listen here man! I don't wanna do this.
Dreadlock dude: Ya should of taught about that before hitting my chair!
Bald Guy : whatthefuck are ya talking about man!?
Dreadlock dude : This is what I'm talking about (pulls back and reaches for a nightstick and pulls out his keys and wraps them around his hand.)
Bald Guy : whoa man...let me enjoy the movie
(Bald Guy dissapoints me with a fake swing as Dreadlocks jerks back. Bald Guy starts pacing around and they do the same thing for about a good 2 minutes. Some lady runs out towards the emergency door exit and she keeps starring...another lady runs by the two guys as she makes it to the exit door and runs out yelling.)
Lady 2 : SECURITY! SECURITY!
(Bald Guy runs towards the exit door, looking as he was crying. Dreadlocks picks up his backpack as he's cursing.)
Dreadlocks : I'll knock that sum' a bitch out!
point being there wasn't any action by those two chumps, very dissapointing. The lady that ran towards the emergency exit was comedy...and the security guards came by 5 minutes after the fight broke down. STILL a very decent movie.