Survey
[Copied/pasted from Rey's survey. Any answer I keep, credit goes to him.]
1. What is the middle name of the first person you ever slept with?
I have no idea.
2. What kind of underwear are you wearing and what color are they?
Grey boxer-briefs.
3. What is the song you want played at your funeral?
That's too morbid of a question for me to think about... next?
4. Would you tell your parents if you're gay?
My best friend is gay, and my mom's friend is gay.... She would be surprised, but it wouldn't matter to her either way.
5. What would your last meal be before getting executed?
I donno. Umm... I guess a thick juicy steak, sweet potatoes w/brown sugar or melted marshmallows, and a big piece of layer cake w/butter cream icing. And to make sure I can eat it all, I'd smoke a fatty beforehand.
6. Beatles or Stones?
Both. I have a wide taste in music.
7. If you had to pick one person on earth who should die, who?
Okay, if God told me I HAD to choose someone to die, it wouldn't be anyone I know, it'd be some horrible child molester or someone like that. [I'm keeping this answer. It's perfect.]
8. Beer, wine or hard liquor?
I haven't found a beer I like, and I'm not a fan of wine... so hard liquor it is.
9. Do you have any phobias?
My too biggest fears are death and loneliness.
10. What are your plans for the future?
To play the hand I'm dealt and hopefully emerge the victor.
11. What's your dog thinking right now?
No dog.. I have a cat. I have no clue what goes on in that cute little head of hers.
12. Do you walk around the house naked?
Very rarely if ever.
13. How many drinks does it take to get you drunk?
I've rarely tested the answer to that. Usually I drink moderately cause I'm drivin and I never know when I'll hafta leave. However, I'm usually feelin pretty good after a few shots.
14. Where is your best friend?
Right now with her fiance "out east" somewhere.
15. Hair color you like on someone you're dating?
Equal opportunity hair guy, like Rey. Beggars can't exactly be choosers, now. [I'm callin myself a beggar, not Rey...lol]
16. Would you rather be blind or deaf?
I'm already half-blind and my hearing isn't the greatest. If I was deaf, I'd still be able to get around w/o the aid of a cane or guide-dog. However, communication might be a bit difficult. It's a tough call, really. Either way, I'd need someone to drive me around.
17. Do you have any special talents?
I have this amazing ability to make friends with very beautiful ladies without the risk of ever having to worry about them falling for me. =o(
18. Did you brush your teeth this morning?
Why don't you check my brush and see for urself?
19. Ever call for a booty call?
Nope, not once. Thanks for the reminder.
21. First movie you can remember seeing as a kid?
If my memory serves me, Gremlins.
22. What do you do as soon as you walk in the house?
Usually say hello to my kitty, who greets me at the door, then I take off my shoes and jacket, and then for some reason I always hafta use the bathroom as soon as I get home.
23.Do you like horror or comedy?
Comedy. However, if I'm with a girl, horror movies are a great cause you get to "protect" her.
24. Do you like to watch movies by yourself?
I don't like doing ANYTHING by myself... except for using the W.C. of course.
25. Guilty pleasure movie you will always watch if it's on:
Heh. Pick one. I just got done watching K-Pax on Sci-Fi channel.. great movie. I recommend renting it if you haven't seen it.
26. Person you most wish you hadn't made out with?
They say that any lovin' is good lovin', so I take what I can get.
28. If you weren't straight, what person of the same sex would you do?
Let's go with Brad Pitt. He's a pretty dude. *ahem* Moving on... [keeping Rey's answer only 'cause it's not something I've thought about.]
29. Where do you want to live when you are old?
As close to my loved ones as possible.
30. Who is the person you can count on most?
My mom, my 2nd mom Almira, and Jodi.
31. If you could date any celebrity past or present, who would it be?
Oh man... Too many to choose.. so I won't lol.
32. Favorite drinking game?
I don't care as long as I don't hafta drink beer.
33. What did you dream last night?
I don't really remember.
34. What is your favorite sport to watch?
I've always loved motor sports. Monster trucks, demolitions derbies, anything with lots of destruction...lol.
35. Real or fake boobs?
They're real, and they're fabulous.
36. What is your new obsession?
I don't think I have one currently.
37. If you could take back one thing in your past, what would it be?
I donno. I don't think about my past much. Too much to think about.