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Ah, CBC's Comedy Hour: Royal Canadian Air Farce and This Hour Has 22 Minutes. So good. So inspiring!
Yes, I could use an LJ cut, but I'm lazy. Just skip these if you don't like politics, or you have no sense of political humour and take everything waaaay too seriously.
Vote for change.
Vote for the Conservatives.
Because you'll be asking for change to cover you education and health care costs.
We're not making this up.
Vote Liberal.
Jack Layton has facial hair.
You know who else had facial hair?
That's right, Castro, Hitler, and Lenin.
Do want a Canada that resembles Cuba?
Not in the weather, but in politics?
We didn't think so.
We didn't make this stuff up.
Vote Liberal.
There are attack ads out there
You know who does attack ads?
The Liberals.
You know who compares people by way of superficial things?
Desperate people.
Like the Deperate Liberals.
Vote NDP.
Because we're the least evil of the four main parties
Paul Martin.
He sold his old movie theatre in Vancouver.
He wants to ban guns-and that includes those used for film and theatre.
He can't act to save his life.
The Liberals are desperate.
Like that guy George on Desperate Housewives.
Yes, we watch satires!
Paul Martin didn't even do "22 Minutes"
Stephen Harper did.
Vote Conservative.
We support the Arts.
Just watch us acting like we care, nightly on the news!
The Conservatives claim to support the Arts.
But they stole our idea of the Desperate Liberals thing.
That was our comparsion.
Vote for the NDP.
We give credit were credit is due.
The NDP came up with the Desperate Housewives comparsion.
We ran with it.
Because Stephen Harper things Brie is hot.
He has emotions.
It hurt him to be called a theif.
Vote Conservative.
Because Stephen Harper now has 50% more emotion.
Go screw yourself.
Vote Bloc.
The Liberals claim that Stephen Harper is Bush's friend.
The NDP claim that the Liberal's are Desperate.
The Bloc complains that Canada is whiny.
The Conservatives are scary.
They're all the same.
Vote Green.
Because you might as well waste your vote on something good.
And who knows, in one or two ridings we might win! WOOHOO!