New Canadian Political Ads
Stephen Harper wears shoes.
The Pope wears shoes.
The Pope is really into being kind, generous, and loving.
Stephen Harper is nice.
Vote Conservative.
Paul Martin eats sandwiches.
You who else eats sandwhices?
People in jail.
Paul Martin could be in jail.
But he was found not to be guilty.
Was it a conspiracy?
Possibly.
Vote Conservative.
Stephen Harper rides a bus.
School children ride buses.
School children can be brats.
Is Stephen Harper a brat?
Some say no, but he does like to be in power.
Just like bratty school children.
You decide.
Vote Liberal.
Canada isn't doing so bad.
You know who supported the ideas that made Canada do well?
The NDP.
Vote NDP.
Please.
We're not creepy nor full of criminals.
Which is quite the opposite of the other Canadian political parties.
We'll give you free election signs!