What the WHAT?!
Today I saw a woman at work who I can only describe as the female version of Danny Devito. Her face didn't resemble Danny Devito, but I can tell you that the mental picture you're getting picturing the female Devito is exactly what her body type was. It was difficult not to laugh.
Nathan and his girlfriend came in today for lunch, he made a bold choice getting the BBQ Burger and Wild Cherry Pepsi. Did you like it Nathan, you fucking freak? Nah, it was nice to see you and your lovely girlfriend, hope you can come in again. And to all the rest of you fuggers who hain't come in to see me, as I told Garrett earlier this week, if you walk into Olde Main there is a 60-70% chance I will be there as I have nothing to do these days but work.
I keep waiting for that T.I. album to get old, but it just doesn't, which is either a testament to the album, or to my overwhelming need to sing along to "Ride Wit Me" to feel gangsta.
The duplex I am likely going to move into within the next few months allows pets, and I was wondering what kind of dog everyone thinks I should get. Reply if you have any good ideas. And if anyone uses the lame Dumb and Dumber joke of a cross between a bulldog and a Shih Tzu, a BullShit, I will personally stab you in the neck with a fork.
That's about it. If anyone wants to come over Sunday, comment and I'll let you know when/if it will happen.
Nathan and his girlfriend came in today for lunch, he made a bold choice getting the BBQ Burger and Wild Cherry Pepsi. Did you like it Nathan, you fucking freak? Nah, it was nice to see you and your lovely girlfriend, hope you can come in again. And to all the rest of you fuggers who hain't come in to see me, as I told Garrett earlier this week, if you walk into Olde Main there is a 60-70% chance I will be there as I have nothing to do these days but work.
I keep waiting for that T.I. album to get old, but it just doesn't, which is either a testament to the album, or to my overwhelming need to sing along to "Ride Wit Me" to feel gangsta.
The duplex I am likely going to move into within the next few months allows pets, and I was wondering what kind of dog everyone thinks I should get. Reply if you have any good ideas. And if anyone uses the lame Dumb and Dumber joke of a cross between a bulldog and a Shih Tzu, a BullShit, I will personally stab you in the neck with a fork.
That's about it. If anyone wants to come over Sunday, comment and I'll let you know when/if it will happen.