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[f_ckitybye]

[Malc needed someone to terrorise and so he went off in search of Columbus, only to discover he's nowhere to be found.]

So has Christopher Robin fucked back off to the fucking Hundred Acre Wood, then?

Not even two months and one fucking warden already gone. This is better than my first two months in Whitehall.

Comments

[wichita_kansas]

Wha?

[f_ckitybye]

That a question, love, or were you coughing up a fucking hairball?

[wichita_kansas]

Columbus is gone? Is his stuff still there?

[f_ckitybye]

Not a fucking trace as far as I could tell, sweetheart.

Friend of yours, was he?

[wichita_kansas]

Yeah. He was like a little bunny, though, so I guess I'm not surprised that he's gone.

[f_ckitybye]

Bloody dormouse, more like. You seem to be taking it well.

[wichita_kansas]

He was safer in Zombieland than the Barge, let's be honest. He might've had the guts of a guppy, but he knew how to hold his own when the dead started walking the Earth.

There's something to be said about someone like that surviving the apocalypse, at least.

[f_ckitybye]

Fucking zombie apocalypse. Right.

Lad like that survives fucking brain-eating corpses, I reckon anythign's fucking possible.

[wichita_kansas]

Yeah.