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013 - Video, morning after everyone's safely back from the port.

Apr 17, 2010 16:05

[The camera clicks on revealing Malcolm, no longer bespectacled and looking absolutely fucking awful, like he just spent the whole night pacing and cursing in his cabin. Which he did. He starts to say something, then scrubs his hands over his face.]

Fucking fuck it.[And he reaches out and slaps the camera off. If anyone responds, his responses ( Read more... )

fcking love boat on acid

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[Voice] - ignore him he's in pain and being a twatwaffle himself doeswhatido April 18 2010, 05:14:12 UTC

I quite liked "twatwaffles" myself. Very creative.

[Voice] f_ckitybye April 18 2010, 14:30:35 UTC

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Oh fucking hell.

[Voice] doeswhatido April 18 2010, 15:20:51 UTC

Don't worry. You weren't yourself. But I did like that one in particular.

[Voice] f_ckitybye April 18 2010, 22:23:01 UTC

Yeah, well, that's fucking grand, as you'll find the vocabulary's consistent no matter what.

Who're you, then?

[Voice] doeswhatido April 18 2010, 22:27:39 UTC

We had numbers where I was raised. Mine's 47.

Malcolm Tucker, was it? Or was that another name you thought you had?

[Voice] f_ckitybye April 18 2010, 22:34:42 UTC

Numbers. Right.

Not even gonna fucking ask.

And yeah, it's Malcolm Tucker.

[Voice] doeswhatido April 18 2010, 22:38:11 UTC

Probably best you do, and no. I did not come from the same place as 11-12, so you don't even have to ask.

Did they toss you in Zero, too?

[Voice] f_ckitybye April 18 2010, 22:47:53 UTC

Apparently being a propaganda-spewing tit isn't a Zero offence.

[Voice] doeswhatido April 18 2010, 22:50:03 UTC

Perhaps you could put your writing talents to a better use here.

[Voice] f_ckitybye April 18 2010, 22:52:02 UTC

Oh, don't you fucking start. I get enough of that from Dayton.

[Voice] doeswhatido April 18 2010, 22:59:18 UTC

What? It's true. If it I wasn't laughing at all the swearing, I'd've been pretty swayed myself if I weren't in my right mind.

[Voice] f_ckitybye April 18 2010, 23:01:04 UTC

Look, in my real fucking life, I'm the Director of Communications for the Prime Minister of the UK. Which might sound like being a propaganda tit, but has a fuckload more dignity to it, and that's all I want to get back to doing, yeah?

[Voice] doeswhatido April 18 2010, 23:08:14 UTC

[[Oh dear. Just like the men he'd be hired to shoot back home.]]

Was I wrong in assuming you were an Inmate?

[Voice] f_ckitybye April 19 2010, 04:17:03 UTC

Wish I could say you were fucking wrong, but no, you're not. Apparently God's a fucking Tory.

[Voice] doeswhatido April 19 2010, 15:30:40 UTC

Oh...well. I see.

[[He really doesn't hurr hurr]]

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