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i ripped this quiz off alli <3 so here it is, have fun reading =)
<> The Basics <>
1. What does the name say on your Birth Certificate? matt =)
2. What's the name that all your friends call you by? faggot, loser, asshole? id say matt / mattie for the ladies
3. Look in the mirror…the color of your hair is? ugly
4. Look in the mirror one more time…what color are your eyes? shit colored
5. Hop on the weighing scales! How many pounds did the numbers jump above zero? iono less than 100 =\
6. Stand up straight! How high up is the top of your head from the ground? short
<> Home Sweet Home <>
1. Who are all those other people living in your house? my mom, dad, ryan, and travis
2. Do you get along with Mom or Dad better? dad, hes cool
3. What do your parents' friends call them by? uhhh they call my mom shanequa and my dad pharrell-o
4. Any siblings living outside the house? my bro is goin to college in new orleans woot
5. What's the name of the place you live in currently? massapequa
6. You love it there, don't you? Why/Why not? IT BLOWS AHHHH kids think getting drunk is cool and they should be shot.
7. If you could live absolutely anywhere on the Earth, what locale would you choose? ummm...i'd say new york city
8. Out of all those who share your blood, immediate or otherwise, what single person would you list as your favorite? my bro ryan
9. Who is the one you wish you didn't share blood with? no one cuz im not that lame
10. Overall, you like Mom's side of the family more, or Dad's? dad's cuz my uncle is a drunk and tells the best stories at get-togethers <3
<> Knowledge Is Power <>
1. First things first…Private or Public School? private
2. What's its name? Mascot? Colors? chamigay...no mascot cuz thatd be even gayer than it already is...crimson and gold (such powerful manly colors, i swear the fuckin queer eye for the straight guy people must have designed those colors)
3. The name(s) of your favorite teacher(s)? bro larry cuz he thinks hes in the cia and knows everything
4. The name(s) of the teacher(s) who put(s) you to sleep? miss moynihan ( four fingered spanish teacher )
5. Are you an English/Art, or a Math/Science person? math/art =)
6. What sports do/have you play(ed)? NONE WOOT FOR FAG NERDS
7. When the teacher checks the homework, do you mostly get a "0" or a "100"? 100 always. biotch
8. If you could change one thing about your school, what would it be? hmmm...id change the fact that it exists
<> Acquaintances & Comrades <>
1. Who do you consider your best friend? no one right now, too bad eh. i have a few good good friends but whatevre
2. Who have you been friends with for the longest amount of time? uh...my brother?
3. Who knows you the best? ryan..not my brother
4. Who never stops talking? um...no one talks to me...such a shame
5. Who can you trust the most? anthony
6. Who is the smartest? me
7. Who is the best athlete? jay
8. Who isn't afraid to stand up for their beliefs/opinions? all of them i assume
9. Who is the one who's always laughing? ryan?
10. Who has the shortest temper? none i guess
11. Who is a teachers pet? no one...
12. Who reads the most? SHUT UP DAMNIT RETARD QUESTIONS KTNHX
13. Who is the most beautiful? Handsome? MEGGO.
14. Who is the most talented? alli...she plays like instruments and shit i think =)
15. Which girl has the best eyes? Which guy has the best eyes? girl....idunno...guy...me =D
16. Who has the best parents/siblings? iono
17. Who do you have the most inside jokes with? meggo i used to...that whole spanish thing 8)
18. Who do you go out with & hang out with the most? no one ahhaha
<> Confidentiality & Beliefs <>
1. What's your worst fear? Have you ever experienced this fear? no, no , no
2. Do you have a secret that you'll take with you to the grave? YES MANY WOOT
3. (Friends, Religion, Politics, Family, Education, & Relationships) Organize the previous five in order of your personal preference in life: seven.
4. If you could change one thing about your physical looks, what would it be? everything
5. If you could change one thing about your personality, what would it be? maybe if i wasnt an insecure loser perhaps.
6. Have you ever cried in front of someone, and felt ashamed of it? duh, who hasnt...you know you have. jk
<> The Hills Are Alive, With The Sound Of Music <>
1. If you had to pick, what's your favorite song at the moment? iono
2. Do you get most of your music off the Internet, or from the store? YESSSSSSSSSS ALL OF IT IM POOr
3. Even though you can download music, do you still buy CDs just because of the CD-case, CD itself, booklet, & general authenticity? no
4. What lone genre of music do you prefer above all? alternative perhaps
5. What genre of music would you never be caught dead with? country western ahh
<> The Small & Silver Screens <>
1. What's your favorite movie? ace ventura =\
2. Generally, what genre of movies do you jump at the opportunity to see? (Action, Adventure, Horror, Drama, Romance, Science Fiction): THEY ALL BLOW COCK NOWADAYS...but id say action or comedy
3. Who is the actress you most admire? Who is the actor you most admire? i dunno they all suck balls.
4. Do you cry during/after certain movies? If "yes", what was the last movie you remember crying at? no, no
5. What time of day do you prefer to see movies? (Morning, Noon, or Night) night=
6. Do you think you spend more time watching Television or using the computer? tv=on computer = both
7. Do you personally think that you spend too much time watching TV? no
<> Bon Appetite <>
1. What's your favorite meal? lamb cunt
2. When only a kid, did you eat your vegetables? yes
3. Do you still eat vegetables? yes
4. Are you a poor, average, or excellent cook? excellent
5. What type of food do you prefer? candehhhh
6. Pepper or Salt? salt
7. Ketchup or Mustard? both
<> mattie's Fair In Love & War <>
1. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? rofl...i laff at your rediculous questions
2. Do you find that most of the time you dislike the people who like you or vice versa? lol? no...cuz no one likes me
3. Do you believe that sex should come before or after marriage? itll never come for me
4. Do you plan to marry? If so, at what age? nonononomaybeyesyesyes
5. Do you plan to have children? If so, how many? im gonna be like osama, 156.
6. Are your parents married, or divorced? married
7. Do you want to have a big, spectacular wedding with everyone you know invited or a small, traditional, get-together with family and close-friends wedding? yes. =D
<> The Basics <>
1. What does the name say on your Birth Certificate? matt =)
2. What's the name that all your friends call you by? faggot, loser, asshole? id say matt / mattie for the ladies
3. Look in the mirror…the color of your hair is? ugly
4. Look in the mirror one more time…what color are your eyes? shit colored
5. Hop on the weighing scales! How many pounds did the numbers jump above zero? iono less than 100 =\
6. Stand up straight! How high up is the top of your head from the ground? short
<> Home Sweet Home <>
1. Who are all those other people living in your house? my mom, dad, ryan, and travis
2. Do you get along with Mom or Dad better? dad, hes cool
3. What do your parents' friends call them by? uhhh they call my mom shanequa and my dad pharrell-o
4. Any siblings living outside the house? my bro is goin to college in new orleans woot
5. What's the name of the place you live in currently? massapequa
6. You love it there, don't you? Why/Why not? IT BLOWS AHHHH kids think getting drunk is cool and they should be shot.
7. If you could live absolutely anywhere on the Earth, what locale would you choose? ummm...i'd say new york city
8. Out of all those who share your blood, immediate or otherwise, what single person would you list as your favorite? my bro ryan
9. Who is the one you wish you didn't share blood with? no one cuz im not that lame
10. Overall, you like Mom's side of the family more, or Dad's? dad's cuz my uncle is a drunk and tells the best stories at get-togethers <3
<> Knowledge Is Power <>
1. First things first…Private or Public School? private
2. What's its name? Mascot? Colors? chamigay...no mascot cuz thatd be even gayer than it already is...crimson and gold (such powerful manly colors, i swear the fuckin queer eye for the straight guy people must have designed those colors)
3. The name(s) of your favorite teacher(s)? bro larry cuz he thinks hes in the cia and knows everything
4. The name(s) of the teacher(s) who put(s) you to sleep? miss moynihan ( four fingered spanish teacher )
5. Are you an English/Art, or a Math/Science person? math/art =)
6. What sports do/have you play(ed)? NONE WOOT FOR FAG NERDS
7. When the teacher checks the homework, do you mostly get a "0" or a "100"? 100 always. biotch
8. If you could change one thing about your school, what would it be? hmmm...id change the fact that it exists
<> Acquaintances & Comrades <>
1. Who do you consider your best friend? no one right now, too bad eh. i have a few good good friends but whatevre
2. Who have you been friends with for the longest amount of time? uh...my brother?
3. Who knows you the best? ryan..not my brother
4. Who never stops talking? um...no one talks to me...such a shame
5. Who can you trust the most? anthony
6. Who is the smartest? me
7. Who is the best athlete? jay
8. Who isn't afraid to stand up for their beliefs/opinions? all of them i assume
9. Who is the one who's always laughing? ryan?
10. Who has the shortest temper? none i guess
11. Who is a teachers pet? no one...
12. Who reads the most? SHUT UP DAMNIT RETARD QUESTIONS KTNHX
13. Who is the most beautiful? Handsome? MEGGO.
14. Who is the most talented? alli...she plays like instruments and shit i think =)
15. Which girl has the best eyes? Which guy has the best eyes? girl....idunno...guy...me =D
16. Who has the best parents/siblings? iono
17. Who do you have the most inside jokes with? meggo i used to...that whole spanish thing 8)
18. Who do you go out with & hang out with the most? no one ahhaha
<> Confidentiality & Beliefs <>
1. What's your worst fear? Have you ever experienced this fear? no, no , no
2. Do you have a secret that you'll take with you to the grave? YES MANY WOOT
3. (Friends, Religion, Politics, Family, Education, & Relationships) Organize the previous five in order of your personal preference in life: seven.
4. If you could change one thing about your physical looks, what would it be? everything
5. If you could change one thing about your personality, what would it be? maybe if i wasnt an insecure loser perhaps.
6. Have you ever cried in front of someone, and felt ashamed of it? duh, who hasnt...you know you have. jk
<> The Hills Are Alive, With The Sound Of Music <>
1. If you had to pick, what's your favorite song at the moment? iono
2. Do you get most of your music off the Internet, or from the store? YESSSSSSSSSS ALL OF IT IM POOr
3. Even though you can download music, do you still buy CDs just because of the CD-case, CD itself, booklet, & general authenticity? no
4. What lone genre of music do you prefer above all? alternative perhaps
5. What genre of music would you never be caught dead with? country western ahh
<> The Small & Silver Screens <>
1. What's your favorite movie? ace ventura =\
2. Generally, what genre of movies do you jump at the opportunity to see? (Action, Adventure, Horror, Drama, Romance, Science Fiction): THEY ALL BLOW COCK NOWADAYS...but id say action or comedy
3. Who is the actress you most admire? Who is the actor you most admire? i dunno they all suck balls.
4. Do you cry during/after certain movies? If "yes", what was the last movie you remember crying at? no, no
5. What time of day do you prefer to see movies? (Morning, Noon, or Night) night=
6. Do you think you spend more time watching Television or using the computer? tv=on computer = both
7. Do you personally think that you spend too much time watching TV? no
<> Bon Appetite <>
1. What's your favorite meal? lamb cunt
2. When only a kid, did you eat your vegetables? yes
3. Do you still eat vegetables? yes
4. Are you a poor, average, or excellent cook? excellent
5. What type of food do you prefer? candehhhh
6. Pepper or Salt? salt
7. Ketchup or Mustard? both
<> mattie's Fair In Love & War <>
1. Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/crush? rofl...i laff at your rediculous questions
2. Do you find that most of the time you dislike the people who like you or vice versa? lol? no...cuz no one likes me
3. Do you believe that sex should come before or after marriage? itll never come for me
4. Do you plan to marry? If so, at what age? nonononomaybeyesyesyes
5. Do you plan to have children? If so, how many? im gonna be like osama, 156.
6. Are your parents married, or divorced? married
7. Do you want to have a big, spectacular wedding with everyone you know invited or a small, traditional, get-together with family and close-friends wedding? yes. =D