assaulted?
uhh... i think i just got attacked by a newspaper person.
first off, im freakin exhausted. i fell asleep on jordans floor while the gang was watching jay and silent bob strike back. with jordans stupid dog trying to accost me. so anyways, i hear noise, wake up and andy says "mike drive me back" so groggily i get up say my peaces, and stumble outside. so im at the end of the driveway, and all of a sudden, i see lights. i froze like a deer, then i hear "WHAM" on the ground. a newspaper landed like a foot away from me. nugget sam and sam's cousins were bustina gut laughin, i was terrorized or whatever, thinking i just had like some sorta jihad bomb thrown at me, or a water balloon, or a plate of spaghetti (dont ask, i dunno what i was thinking, or ask and i'll make up a reason).
so thats the story of how i got assaulted by the newspaper delivery people. your hit men cant take me out so easily. sucka's.
first off, im freakin exhausted. i fell asleep on jordans floor while the gang was watching jay and silent bob strike back. with jordans stupid dog trying to accost me. so anyways, i hear noise, wake up and andy says "mike drive me back" so groggily i get up say my peaces, and stumble outside. so im at the end of the driveway, and all of a sudden, i see lights. i froze like a deer, then i hear "WHAM" on the ground. a newspaper landed like a foot away from me. nugget sam and sam's cousins were bustina gut laughin, i was terrorized or whatever, thinking i just had like some sorta jihad bomb thrown at me, or a water balloon, or a plate of spaghetti (dont ask, i dunno what i was thinking, or ask and i'll make up a reason).
so thats the story of how i got assaulted by the newspaper delivery people. your hit men cant take me out so easily. sucka's.