Aug 29, 2004 01:35
ok so the funniest part of the day::::
at the lil religious house warming thing this guy was talkin to my dad and this is what was said---
dude: your wife is so beautiful.
my dad: ...that's my daughter
dude: ohh really? you look so young.
my dad lookin young? umm don't think so.
oh and then the crazy guy asked how old i was so i said 15. n my dad was like "yeah she's 15." and he's like "yeah..i know that i know that" and then he's starin at me and goes "yeeah...she looks like her mom. mhmm" but uhh it was my stepmom who had been at the house warming with us. and if he had seen her then why did he think i was my dad's wife?
then he asks me if i like make up. im like "errr yah." he says he's an importer for make up from france and he pulls out some glossy lip stick stuff from his pocket and goes "u know what this is?" im like umm.. lip gloss? and im all confused. and he goes "yeah! but it's the kind u never have to take off!" then he puts it back in his pocket. i was like "oooh... oookay." hahaha weird ass people these days.
but him thinkin i was my dad's wife was the second time that's happened! and you know when the other time was?
my dad's wedding reception in texas.
it wasnt the actual wedding day cuz it was just a reception that was later for all the ppl who couldnt afford to fly to washington for the wedding. but i was all dolled up n this old neighbor that my dad used to know when he was little was like "ooh your wife is so beautiful! she looks so young." again my dad replied with "..that's my daughter" and she goes "oh no wonder she looks so young"
haha but get this.. i was TEN when that one happened. and i know i didnt and dont look old enough to be with my dad!
ugh that's just gross.