"I love Todd because he used to be perfectionist and take great pride in his work. Not any more. Please don’t ever call Todd a perfectionist again. "
"I Love Todd because he loves Debbie Gibson and is a hottie."
"I love Todd Because He's not any of those things. "
"Well, I love Todd because he punted Skaife at EC. But I hate Todd becasue he won at HV last year"
"i love Todd because hes soo delicious "
I love Todd because he's BOTH A WUSS and A Serious Stud God"
P.S.
and just in case you need this:
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