It must have been a blue moon!
THIS WAS THE WEIRDEST DAY OF MY LIFE!
My day started off a lil like this....
I woke up on time for my 12:35 class... i woke up at 9:50 i did my morning routine... i decided to wear a white and pink wrap skirt and a pink and white shirt... i looked quite stylish hehehe XD. Anyways... my mom dropped me to middlefield and steeles and outta no where, BOOM KAREN COMES OUTTA NO WHERE! i knew her from elementary school! It was almost surreal lol she was on a bike, but my bus was accross the street and the light was red and i couldn't cross! and the bus was already about to leave and i was like "OMG THAT'S MY BUS!" and i saw the bus driver... it was this same guy i had seen many times... he NEVER waits for anyone but then he signalled to me walk up a bit further and he STOPPED FOR ME! i was like SWEET! CYA KAREN! and i jetted to the bus! So on the bus... some little ugly balding indian man comes and sits one seat away from me. I was sitting in the very back and he was sitting infront of me one seat away. I noticed he was staring at me... and smiling... but i'm like, "It's just a lil indian man." and then he started starring at my chest and i was like... okay now he actually is staring at me, so i gave him a "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU PIG!" look. and then he smiled at me... a very perverse smile. So thank god he gets off at victoria park. I had been avoiding eye contact for the longest time. so i accidently looked out the side of the bus and he smiled and waved at me and i was like EW DUDE! and i gave him a disgusted look lol.
So then next, i got to school on time and i was feeling a breeze... GODDAMNIT! i was pretty sure my ass was showing a lil bit... goddamn wrap skirt. So i went to the washroom to fix it, and after i did that i walked out and i saw Syrah! which was weird cuz i was just htinking about her! i was so happy lol. We then talked for a bit and i walked her to her bus stop cuz she was going home cuz she had a 3 hour break. After i had walked her, i went to my first class. It was current issues in canada. My teacher came in and started speaking french and i was like... wtf dude. She's a niiiice lady! and then steve walked in and i was like THANK GOD! a familiar face! So yeah we did a lil bit of the course outline and the next class is friday.
After that i had a two hour break... I ran into wojtek while i was waiting for steve outside of the washroom and i was liek YAY IT'S WOJTEK! Wojtek's cool, yall gotta meet him i'm tellin' ya lol. While i was in class earlier i realized i had my master student to master employee book and i was so sad cuz i was STARVING! So i was like yo, i'ma try to sell this. Even though i had torn out pages and shit lol. SO yeah i got to sell it for $7.75 and i was like YES! LUNCH! After that i went to tim hortons and bought a hazelnut icecap it's good yo! And a cheese crossiant. MM-MM BITCH! (allusion from dave chappelle if you din catch it.) anyways... so yeah after that i ran into simone infront of the commons with her buddies and they said i looked nice and i was like THANKS! ^^ lol. anyways yeah i went into the library and there was this dude that i had like seriously punked off lmao cuz he forced me to tell him that i don't date black guys.... It's not that i don't date black guys... i just don't date ugly black guys... which is what he was lol. So i saw him in the commons and he gave me the DUTTIEST cut eye EVER! lmao it was mad motha fuckin' jokes! So i logged on the computer and talked to rosie and wilson for like 2 hours lol.
Next i went to my last class that is two hours long. It was pretty interesting... but BOY can that teacher ever talk and she's so boring! Smart though. After that class was done, i hopped on the bus to go home... well finch station then home lol. So yeah i got to finch station and i saw the bus line... it was HUGE! FREAKIN' GARGANTUEN! so i decided to get some more timmies (i know not healthy) lol i went to get a chocolate danish and i'm listening so loudy to my Bullet For My Valentine, i can't hear anything. I see some scrubby lookin' black dude and he's staring at me. So i do what every girl was tries to avoid someone does... I AVOIDED EYE CONTACT, yet he persisted. So i look up and he's moving his lips as if i can fuckin' hear him or something. i was like "uh!?" and i took out my head phone, he was saying, "Hi, i think you're very attractive." and i said "Haha... thanks." and i put my headphone back in. He turns around YET AGAIN and says something else and i'm like wtf dude, and i pulled my head phone out again and he said "Can i buy you something cuz you're so beautiful." and for once... i said... NO! I REFUSED SOMETHING FREE! wanna know why? cuz if i accepted it, i'd owe him something and i ain't giving him FUCK ALL! then he keeps GOING! omg. "Can we be friends?" and i'm like "I have a boyfriend already..." and he's like "That's okay... i can keep a secret. ~.^" and just then THANK GOD the lady asked me what i wanted so i just cut him off and asked for a danish lol. Then i walked away really fast lol.
OKAY SO HERE'S ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING PARTS OF MY DAY.
OKAY! so i go to get on the bus right, and it's so crowded and i'm standing. These two tiny lil azn girls were standing beside me and they were fine for a couple blocks up until we turned the corner off of yonge and down steeles. They started whispering junk to each other and then they switched around, and i was like wtf yo. Then the other one got weirded out too and she came closer in between me and her friend and i was WTF IS GOING ONNN!!!! in my head. So then the lil one pushes me outta the way frantically and i was like wtf is going on... so all of a sudden the bus stops and the bus driver opens the doors and gets off the bus. He walks over to the back of the bus where we were. We were right beside the rear doors. Then the bus driver comes over and the one that pushed me came outta no where too. The bus driver then says, "This guy?" and she's like "Yeah! He pull down his zipper!" and i was like ...what? "He tapped my hand then then he pulled down his zipper!" oh shit! So yeah. The bus driver then said, "I don't know why you would do that... but i suggest you get off the bus and never do it again. I'm not gonna call the cops, cuz these people want to go home, so just get off the bus." the fuckin' perv was like, "Excuse me?!" and tried to play it off, but he was SOOOO GUILTY! anyways, he got off the bus. and i had a chance to question them, so i was like "What happened? he touched you??" and she explained that he tapped her hand and then pulled down his zipper and exposed himself. and i was like "I was wondering why you guy were all up on me like what the hell is goin' on up in here!?!? Sorry! i'll move outta ur way next time." The guy who was accused then called the cops and the bus had to be stopped at downsview and we had to switch buses. Everyone was asking me what happened lol ppl on the bus are surprisingly nice lol. Anyways... yeah that's the end of my INTERESTING day... the rest was boring... actually not really. it's kinda juicy, but i'll write about it later today like after i sleep.
PEACE NUKKAS!
Lesson of the day: "You probably shouldn't whip your dick out at lil girls on a crowded bus."
My day started off a lil like this....
I woke up on time for my 12:35 class... i woke up at 9:50 i did my morning routine... i decided to wear a white and pink wrap skirt and a pink and white shirt... i looked quite stylish hehehe XD. Anyways... my mom dropped me to middlefield and steeles and outta no where, BOOM KAREN COMES OUTTA NO WHERE! i knew her from elementary school! It was almost surreal lol she was on a bike, but my bus was accross the street and the light was red and i couldn't cross! and the bus was already about to leave and i was like "OMG THAT'S MY BUS!" and i saw the bus driver... it was this same guy i had seen many times... he NEVER waits for anyone but then he signalled to me walk up a bit further and he STOPPED FOR ME! i was like SWEET! CYA KAREN! and i jetted to the bus! So on the bus... some little ugly balding indian man comes and sits one seat away from me. I was sitting in the very back and he was sitting infront of me one seat away. I noticed he was staring at me... and smiling... but i'm like, "It's just a lil indian man." and then he started starring at my chest and i was like... okay now he actually is staring at me, so i gave him a "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT YOU PIG!" look. and then he smiled at me... a very perverse smile. So thank god he gets off at victoria park. I had been avoiding eye contact for the longest time. so i accidently looked out the side of the bus and he smiled and waved at me and i was like EW DUDE! and i gave him a disgusted look lol.
So then next, i got to school on time and i was feeling a breeze... GODDAMNIT! i was pretty sure my ass was showing a lil bit... goddamn wrap skirt. So i went to the washroom to fix it, and after i did that i walked out and i saw Syrah! which was weird cuz i was just htinking about her! i was so happy lol. We then talked for a bit and i walked her to her bus stop cuz she was going home cuz she had a 3 hour break. After i had walked her, i went to my first class. It was current issues in canada. My teacher came in and started speaking french and i was like... wtf dude. She's a niiiice lady! and then steve walked in and i was like THANK GOD! a familiar face! So yeah we did a lil bit of the course outline and the next class is friday.
After that i had a two hour break... I ran into wojtek while i was waiting for steve outside of the washroom and i was liek YAY IT'S WOJTEK! Wojtek's cool, yall gotta meet him i'm tellin' ya lol. While i was in class earlier i realized i had my master student to master employee book and i was so sad cuz i was STARVING! So i was like yo, i'ma try to sell this. Even though i had torn out pages and shit lol. SO yeah i got to sell it for $7.75 and i was like YES! LUNCH! After that i went to tim hortons and bought a hazelnut icecap it's good yo! And a cheese crossiant. MM-MM BITCH! (allusion from dave chappelle if you din catch it.) anyways... so yeah after that i ran into simone infront of the commons with her buddies and they said i looked nice and i was like THANKS! ^^ lol. anyways yeah i went into the library and there was this dude that i had like seriously punked off lmao cuz he forced me to tell him that i don't date black guys.... It's not that i don't date black guys... i just don't date ugly black guys... which is what he was lol. So i saw him in the commons and he gave me the DUTTIEST cut eye EVER! lmao it was mad motha fuckin' jokes! So i logged on the computer and talked to rosie and wilson for like 2 hours lol.
Next i went to my last class that is two hours long. It was pretty interesting... but BOY can that teacher ever talk and she's so boring! Smart though. After that class was done, i hopped on the bus to go home... well finch station then home lol. So yeah i got to finch station and i saw the bus line... it was HUGE! FREAKIN' GARGANTUEN! so i decided to get some more timmies (i know not healthy) lol i went to get a chocolate danish and i'm listening so loudy to my Bullet For My Valentine, i can't hear anything. I see some scrubby lookin' black dude and he's staring at me. So i do what every girl was tries to avoid someone does... I AVOIDED EYE CONTACT, yet he persisted. So i look up and he's moving his lips as if i can fuckin' hear him or something. i was like "uh!?" and i took out my head phone, he was saying, "Hi, i think you're very attractive." and i said "Haha... thanks." and i put my headphone back in. He turns around YET AGAIN and says something else and i'm like wtf dude, and i pulled my head phone out again and he said "Can i buy you something cuz you're so beautiful." and for once... i said... NO! I REFUSED SOMETHING FREE! wanna know why? cuz if i accepted it, i'd owe him something and i ain't giving him FUCK ALL! then he keeps GOING! omg. "Can we be friends?" and i'm like "I have a boyfriend already..." and he's like "That's okay... i can keep a secret. ~.^" and just then THANK GOD the lady asked me what i wanted so i just cut him off and asked for a danish lol. Then i walked away really fast lol.
OKAY SO HERE'S ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING PARTS OF MY DAY.
OKAY! so i go to get on the bus right, and it's so crowded and i'm standing. These two tiny lil azn girls were standing beside me and they were fine for a couple blocks up until we turned the corner off of yonge and down steeles. They started whispering junk to each other and then they switched around, and i was like wtf yo. Then the other one got weirded out too and she came closer in between me and her friend and i was WTF IS GOING ONNN!!!! in my head. So then the lil one pushes me outta the way frantically and i was like wtf is going on... so all of a sudden the bus stops and the bus driver opens the doors and gets off the bus. He walks over to the back of the bus where we were. We were right beside the rear doors. Then the bus driver comes over and the one that pushed me came outta no where too. The bus driver then says, "This guy?" and she's like "Yeah! He pull down his zipper!" and i was like ...what? "He tapped my hand then then he pulled down his zipper!" oh shit! So yeah. The bus driver then said, "I don't know why you would do that... but i suggest you get off the bus and never do it again. I'm not gonna call the cops, cuz these people want to go home, so just get off the bus." the fuckin' perv was like, "Excuse me?!" and tried to play it off, but he was SOOOO GUILTY! anyways, he got off the bus. and i had a chance to question them, so i was like "What happened? he touched you??" and she explained that he tapped her hand and then pulled down his zipper and exposed himself. and i was like "I was wondering why you guy were all up on me like what the hell is goin' on up in here!?!? Sorry! i'll move outta ur way next time." The guy who was accused then called the cops and the bus had to be stopped at downsview and we had to switch buses. Everyone was asking me what happened lol ppl on the bus are surprisingly nice lol. Anyways... yeah that's the end of my INTERESTING day... the rest was boring... actually not really. it's kinda juicy, but i'll write about it later today like after i sleep.
PEACE NUKKAS!
Lesson of the day: "You probably shouldn't whip your dick out at lil girls on a crowded bus."