Sep 19, 2005 17:34
Jakemorethan (5:20:57 PM): yeah, i had some "me time" earlier this afternoon... good stuff
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:22:34 PM): lol...is that what you are now calling jacking off?
Jakemorethan (5:22:50 PM): no, but that is a good way of saying it
Jakemorethan (5:23:19 PM): i should start romancing myself... maybe light some candles.. put on some music... buy myself flowers
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:23:59 PM): you are such a woman
Jakemorethan (5:24:51 PM): but with a penis
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:25:09 PM): that has still to be proven
Jakemorethan (5:25:15 PM): ask your mother
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:25:43 PM): hahaha
Jakemorethan (5:26:22 PM): i should also start telling myself that i love me, and that we're soulmates
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:27:11 PM): yeah, and then slip out on yourself early the next morning
Jakemorethan (5:27:25 PM): haha, "i'll call me"
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:27:41 PM): lol
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:28:09 PM): then one day, see you with yourself, instead of you and awkwardly walk past eachother without saying anything
Jakemorethan (5:28:23 PM): nice
Jakemorethan (5:28:48 PM): i was thinking i'll let me take me out to a nice expensive restaurant and then tell him that i just want to be friends
Jakemorethan (5:29:30 PM): and then i'll go to my house when its raining some night and stand in the street begging me to take me back
eZiLy DiZtRaKtD (5:29:32 PM): and throw wine in your face