half of this seems pretty true or maybe its just the punching eric part even though i wouldnt
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I turned
dancing4rain9 in for running naked in the mall (3 points). In April I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February
stingrei and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to
kellielewis923 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Sunday I punched
losshir in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-457 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
Ezgert33