像你這樣的天使，該有翅膀和名字。
Fuck.
CNY season.
Bright note: Dresses are kinda loose on me, I MAY HAVE LOST WEIGHT haha fat hope.
Dark note: Dresses are not exactly new. What kind of fatter-than-now pig did I use to be?
My left shoulder hurts like fuck. But I still wanna plunge into the pool and swim my lungs dead.
I may dislocate my shoulder and drown. Such a pleasant thought. Also a very loser way to die.
Don't forget to be sickeningly morbid even on happy seasons.
Happy Vagina Day, all you Vaginas which are gonna get dicked tonight.
Happy Virgin Day to losers like me who have yet to get laid after two decades.
And Happy Valentine's Day, all those sad souls mired into commitment.
I sound like quite the sour grapes, don't I?
Happy Vodka day, alcoholics, CNY = ALKOHOL SEASON!
CNY season.
Bright note: Dresses are kinda loose on me, I MAY HAVE LOST WEIGHT haha fat hope.
Dark note: Dresses are not exactly new. What kind of fatter-than-now pig did I use to be?
My left shoulder hurts like fuck. But I still wanna plunge into the pool and swim my lungs dead.
I may dislocate my shoulder and drown. Such a pleasant thought. Also a very loser way to die.
Don't forget to be sickeningly morbid even on happy seasons.
Happy Vagina Day, all you Vaginas which are gonna get dicked tonight.
Happy Virgin Day to losers like me who have yet to get laid after two decades.
And Happy Valentine's Day, all those sad souls mired into commitment.
I sound like quite the sour grapes, don't I?
Happy Vodka day, alcoholics, CNY = ALKOHOL SEASON!