How I responded to Glenmarshalls Driving Haikus

[eyesys]

I liked them so I thought more should see them. Only read if you are a haiku whore.

It is very good!
This haiku about traffic
Makes me feel laughter.

It's no easy feat
To drive in Massachusetts
I give all finger.

I saw once woman
Try to eat, read newspaper
and drive at same time.

Hey dick in red truck
Do you wanna piece of me?
Right here, on sidewalk.

Chew and spit and chew
Guy I'm stuck behind give me
Windshield full of goo.