I see someone else has my sense of humor...

[eyesys]

...or at least some of it. :P Guruphil and I used to write meanspirited fairytales together like "once there was this little mouse that longed to see what was on the other side. He wished and he wished but never had the courage to cross. Then one day he was brave and started across the road. Oh what wonders he would see on the other side! Then, he got squished by a semi. THE END."

This guy should have teamed with us:

http://www.jaked409.net/random/caterpillar.html