Mercury Retorgrade...
Is just too damn much fun.
Please list YOUR favorite Mercury Retrograde experiences. Here are mine:
1) Equipment breaking down, for no reason.
2) Strange conversations that start off with something innocuous like chatting about the weather and end up confusing, embarrassing or in blows. (ok not really :P)
3) Losing items that you shouldn't be able to lose, say like oh, your car.
4) Getting to work and realizing you have your shirt on backwards AND inside out.
5) Somehow the liquid inside the glass takes on amazing properties and jumps out of glass on its own.
6) Mashing two phrases together to make something terribly embarrassing like "Get this for me" and "I want to go out now" to "I want you to get on me now"
7) Somehow anything you try to accomplish, ends up making more work than you ever thought possible. You try to cook dinner and end up with charred objects, broken dishes, and your house completely covered in some kind of strange goo from the explosion you just had in the frying pan.
8) Parking spaces are impossible to come by. If you find one, it's handicapped or next to a fire hydrant.
9) Your computer decides to lose every important file you have on it. They are there somewhere, but for some reason YOU can't see them.
10) You lock yourself out of the house, car or both.
There's more, but that's a start. I hate Mercury Retrograde. :P
Please list YOUR favorite Mercury Retrograde experiences. Here are mine:
1) Equipment breaking down, for no reason.
2) Strange conversations that start off with something innocuous like chatting about the weather and end up confusing, embarrassing or in blows. (ok not really :P)
3) Losing items that you shouldn't be able to lose, say like oh, your car.
4) Getting to work and realizing you have your shirt on backwards AND inside out.
5) Somehow the liquid inside the glass takes on amazing properties and jumps out of glass on its own.
6) Mashing two phrases together to make something terribly embarrassing like "Get this for me" and "I want to go out now" to "I want you to get on me now"
7) Somehow anything you try to accomplish, ends up making more work than you ever thought possible. You try to cook dinner and end up with charred objects, broken dishes, and your house completely covered in some kind of strange goo from the explosion you just had in the frying pan.
8) Parking spaces are impossible to come by. If you find one, it's handicapped or next to a fire hydrant.
9) Your computer decides to lose every important file you have on it. They are there somewhere, but for some reason YOU can't see them.
10) You lock yourself out of the house, car or both.
There's more, but that's a start. I hate Mercury Retrograde. :P