1000 Themes - #280 - Homestuck - Dave & Terezi
Title: (unsure)
Prompt: Following In My Master's Footsteps
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, I suck at writing these two bluh bluh
Words: 592
Series: Homestuck
Pairings/Characters: Dave and Terezi
Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
You have recently acquired a NOT SHITTY SWORD from your BRO'S carcass. Aside from the death of your only family, things are going okay. That's what you tell yourself, at least, because you know that technically nothing is okay. You know this. You are DAVE STRIDER, and nothing can get past your sick ways of unpassability. Even the TROLL you are currently talking to. And by talking you mean dodging around and beating the bush like a pimp.
GC: D4V3
GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG??
TG: what does it look like im doing
TG: im following in my masters footsteps what the fuck else would it be
TG: this isnt some revolutionary original thing
TG: take some fucking notes on this human shit because this is what heroes do
TG: and i have to try to be one so this is what i have to do
GC: D4V3 STOP B31NG SO DR4M4T1C >:[
GC: 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 T4K1NG TH1S M4ST3R TH1NG TOO S3R1OUSLY
TG: look
TG: bro would have wanted me to do this
TG: ive had my ass kicked so many times by him ever since i can remember
TG: and this is what its come to
TG: what if hes trained me to do this
TG: like
TG: i think he knew the entire time that all that ass kicking would amount to something
TG: and that i could maybe amount to something if i just opened up my fucking eyes and saw the big fucking picture
TG: so when no one else could stand up and do what it takes to beat the bad guy i would be ready to kick ass
GC: YOU'R3 NOT M4K1NG 4NY S3NS3, 4ND 3V3N THOUGH 1 B3L13V3 1N YOU
GC: 1 H4V3 TO 4SK
GC: 4R3 YOU SUR3 4BOUT TH1S, D4V3?
TG: yeah
TG: pretty damn fucking sure
GC: 1S TH1S COM1NG FROM D4V3 TH3 COOLK1D OR JUST D4V3?
TG: what
TG: fuck
TG: that doesnt make any sense
TG: what are you talking about
GC: 4NSW3R TH3 QU3ST1ON
GC: TH3YR3 BOTH YOU BUT 1 W4NT TO M4K3 SUR3 TH4T YOU'R3 COMPL3T3LY SUR3
GC: SO WH4T 1S 1T? >:?
TG: yeah
TG: sure
TG: im one hundred percent sure beyond all sureness
TG: is that what you wanted
GC: UGH, YOU 4R3 B31NG QU1T3 D1FF1CULT
GC: JUST W41T B3FOR3 YOU DO SOM3TH1NG R4SH
GC: 1F YOU W3R3 M34NT TO B3 A H3RO L1K3 YOU S4Y
GC: YOU'LL F1ND OUT SOON
GC: BUT 1 H4V3 TO GO R1GHT NOW FOR 4 F3W M1NUT3S
TG: alright
TG: lets talk later
TG: and i mean later as in more than five fucking seconds
GC: Y34H, TH4T W1LL WORK OUT
GC: D4V3...
TG: yeah
GC: N3V3R M1ND
GC: S33 YOU L4T3R
gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
TG: dont you mean smell you later
TG: but whatever
You find the ability to finally see everything other than Pesterchum quite nice, but that's about it. You were hoping to jump into this thing like a boss, a big damn hero, but your legs feel like jelly and you're kind of shaking a little bit, there. In summary, life sucks but you feel it's up to you to make it un-suck. Everyone's lives suck, and they don't have to. If you defeat Jack, you put him in the slammer of the deceased and then everything goes back to normal, or something like it. You are sure about this. You are very, very
TG: hey trollchick
TG: i think i lied to you
unsure about the entire damn thing.
TG: dont hold it against me because i might just make your chaos into order
TG: i want to bring jack to justice
TG: but
TG: i cant even type it out what the fuck
TG: just
TG: im glad that you at least believe in me
But at least you have something to fight for, even so.
Prompt: Following In My Master's Footsteps
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, I suck at writing these two bluh bluh
Words: 592
Series: Homestuck
Pairings/Characters: Dave and Terezi
Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
You have recently acquired a NOT SHITTY SWORD from your BRO'S carcass. Aside from the death of your only family, things are going okay. That's what you tell yourself, at least, because you know that technically nothing is okay. You know this. You are DAVE STRIDER, and nothing can get past your sick ways of unpassability. Even the TROLL you are currently talking to. And by talking you mean dodging around and beating the bush like a pimp.
GC: D4V3
GC: WH4T 4R3 YOU DO1NG??
TG: what does it look like im doing
TG: im following in my masters footsteps what the fuck else would it be
TG: this isnt some revolutionary original thing
TG: take some fucking notes on this human shit because this is what heroes do
TG: and i have to try to be one so this is what i have to do
GC: D4V3 STOP B31NG SO DR4M4T1C >:[
GC: 1 TH1NK YOU 4R3 T4K1NG TH1S M4ST3R TH1NG TOO S3R1OUSLY
TG: look
TG: bro would have wanted me to do this
TG: ive had my ass kicked so many times by him ever since i can remember
TG: and this is what its come to
TG: what if hes trained me to do this
TG: like
TG: i think he knew the entire time that all that ass kicking would amount to something
TG: and that i could maybe amount to something if i just opened up my fucking eyes and saw the big fucking picture
TG: so when no one else could stand up and do what it takes to beat the bad guy i would be ready to kick ass
GC: YOU'R3 NOT M4K1NG 4NY S3NS3, 4ND 3V3N THOUGH 1 B3L13V3 1N YOU
GC: 1 H4V3 TO 4SK
GC: 4R3 YOU SUR3 4BOUT TH1S, D4V3?
TG: yeah
TG: pretty damn fucking sure
GC: 1S TH1S COM1NG FROM D4V3 TH3 COOLK1D OR JUST D4V3?
TG: what
TG: fuck
TG: that doesnt make any sense
TG: what are you talking about
GC: 4NSW3R TH3 QU3ST1ON
GC: TH3YR3 BOTH YOU BUT 1 W4NT TO M4K3 SUR3 TH4T YOU'R3 COMPL3T3LY SUR3
GC: SO WH4T 1S 1T? >:?
TG: yeah
TG: sure
TG: im one hundred percent sure beyond all sureness
TG: is that what you wanted
GC: UGH, YOU 4R3 B31NG QU1T3 D1FF1CULT
GC: JUST W41T B3FOR3 YOU DO SOM3TH1NG R4SH
GC: 1F YOU W3R3 M34NT TO B3 A H3RO L1K3 YOU S4Y
GC: YOU'LL F1ND OUT SOON
GC: BUT 1 H4V3 TO GO R1GHT NOW FOR 4 F3W M1NUT3S
TG: alright
TG: lets talk later
TG: and i mean later as in more than five fucking seconds
GC: Y34H, TH4T W1LL WORK OUT
GC: D4V3...
TG: yeah
GC: N3V3R M1ND
GC: S33 YOU L4T3R
gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling turntechGodhead [TG]
TG: dont you mean smell you later
TG: but whatever
You find the ability to finally see everything other than Pesterchum quite nice, but that's about it. You were hoping to jump into this thing like a boss, a big damn hero, but your legs feel like jelly and you're kind of shaking a little bit, there. In summary, life sucks but you feel it's up to you to make it un-suck. Everyone's lives suck, and they don't have to. If you defeat Jack, you put him in the slammer of the deceased and then everything goes back to normal, or something like it. You are sure about this. You are very, very
TG: hey trollchick
TG: i think i lied to you
unsure about the entire damn thing.
TG: dont hold it against me because i might just make your chaos into order
TG: i want to bring jack to justice
TG: but
TG: i cant even type it out what the fuck
TG: just
TG: im glad that you at least believe in me
But at least you have something to fight for, even so.