You Can Do It Put Yo Back Into IT!!!
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"SUNDAY NIGHTS AT THIS SPORTS BAR AND HAPPY HOUR FAVE FEATURE THE MUSICAL STYLINGS OF METAL..."(FROM "THE FIELD GUIDE TO THE URBAN HIPSTER")
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first? SPACE
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV? INFOMERCIAL FOR HUGGABLE HANGERS
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 10:22
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time? 10:27
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? CAGE
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? WHEN I SET OUT TO SUKEN MEADOW WITH ME DROOGS YESTERDAY, GOOD TIMES...
8: before you came to this website, what did you look at? SOME UGLY BITCHE'S JOURNAL, B/C I'M NOSEY
9: what are you wearing? WHITE BRA TANK, RED PANTIES, GRAY BOYS FLEECEY PANTS THAT I ADORE
10: Did you dream last night? NAH, BUT NIGHT B4 LAST I HAD THIS CRAZY DREAM THAT JEREMY WAS OUTSIDE MY HOUSE WITH MITCH AND SOME OTHER RANDOM PERSON, AND THEY WERE SINGING "BROWN EYED GIRL"
11: When did you last laugh? YESTERDAY, ALOT.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in? ALL KINDS O RANDOM CRAP
13: Seen anything weird lately? YEAH, I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL TO VIST SOMEONE WEDS NIGHT AND THIS GUY IN THE ELEVATOR LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE THE LEFT SIDE OF HIS FACE HAD MELTED, HIS EAR WAS DOWN TO HIS SHOULDER AND HE WORE AN EYEPATCH AND STUFF, IT WAS STRANGE.
where'd #14 go?
15: What is the last film you saw? LAST NIGHT WHEN I WATCHED CLOCKWORK ORANGE WITH MARISSA.
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? ALL THE CHUCK PALANIUK BOOKS IVE BEEN WANTING LOL
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: UM, THAT I TALK IN NADSAT SOMETIMES?
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? I HAVE NO IDEA
19: Do you like to dance? VERY MUCH SO
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nut case or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years? SHUT UP. THANKS.
21(a): Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? EMILY
21(b): Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? I GUESS NAME HIM AFTER THE DAD
22: Would you ever consider living abroad? PERHAPS, DEPENDS ON WHERE.....
.well that was pointless.