I've been kidnapped by demons again, a big green one and a blue-ish one. Aand they tell me I'm married. TO THREE PEOPLE! And one of them is Angel's son, which is really stupid because vampires can't have babies. Besides, I'm dating Cordy. And she's probably wondering where the hell I am, but I can't get in touch with her at all. :(
I want to go back to Sunnydale. I can't call Buffy and Willow keeps telling me I'm crazy. BUT I'M NOT CRAZY!!!! Here! See! This is me! ME and my people!!
Those three on the right? EVIL VAMPIRES!!. Stay away from them, or they'll kill you with their evilness.
((OOC: For the confused, Xander's gone back to being 17, landing him slap bang in Buffy Season 2, where Angelus, Spike and Dru really were the big bads of the season XD))