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[eyeshavemiles]

fedex guy just came in.

him: i was whistling at you yesterday and you were too busy talking. you ignored me.
me: im cranky today.
him: what?
me: im cranky today.
him: (leaning over close to my face) what?
me: im cranky today.
him: do you get mad?
me: i don't get mad, i get cranky.
him: that's kinda cute.

aaaaand he just walked by the window again and gave me the eyebrows.