Harry Lockhart - picspam for picspammy
So here's a little something for you Robert Downey Jr fans.
Since the first time I saw "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" I completely adored the character of Harry Lockhart. Now here's a little picspam with quotes for your consideration and fun.
And yes, this contains multiple spoilers for the movie in case you haven't seen it.
And there might be mild swearing but I tried to keep it clean.
Enjoy!
how harry got to the party
Harry: Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another Goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
how harry met harmony again
Harry: You remember the one I said that got away, yeah well that one was her. It all came flooding back how I was the one she confided in, the one she trusted, meanwhile she was doing every other guy in school. It was the first time I felt it, how pitying someone and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head... overwhelming sadness while having a rodney. Is that sick? Hm yeah, I think that's sick...
how harry messed up things with harmony
Harmony: I left when you still had your tongue down her throat, Harry?
Harry: Oh god! Wrong throat, wrong one. That's bad.
Harmony: Yeah that's bad. You got 10 seconds Harry.
Harry: Oh boy! Pressure, pressure, pressure.
how harry plays detective
Perry: Do not play detective. This is not a book. This is not a movie.
***
Perry: Rule number one: this business, real life, it's boring. Do you have to smoke?
Harry: You want me to put it out?
Perry: Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there.
***
Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
Harry: Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.
[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!
***
Perry: You, stop multiplying.
how harry gets harmony (sort of)
Harmony: You think I'm amazing. You do. Cause that's who I told you I'd be. That was the game plan.
Harry: Yeah, well, you know what, it worked.
Harmony: You know what? No one else thinks so.
Harry: What, my opinion doesn't count?
Harmony: Actually, no it doesn't. Cause you're new here. If you just look around, there's younger and there's better.
Harry: I don't want younger and better, I want you!
how everything worked out right in the end
Harry: Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. In movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that. I mean shit, why not bring them all back. But the point is in this case, this time, it really happened. Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing, but what do you want me to do, lie about it?
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CREDITS
caps by quicksilvermad
quote from the IMDb
Since the first time I saw "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" I completely adored the character of Harry Lockhart. Now here's a little picspam with quotes for your consideration and fun.
And yes, this contains multiple spoilers for the movie in case you haven't seen it.
And there might be mild swearing but I tried to keep it clean.
Enjoy!
how harry got to the party
Harry: Anyway, by now you may wonder how I wound up here. Or, maybe not. Maybe you wonder how silly putty picks shit up from comic books. The point is, I don't see another Goddamn narrator, so pipe down.
how harry met harmony again
Harry: You remember the one I said that got away, yeah well that one was her. It all came flooding back how I was the one she confided in, the one she trusted, meanwhile she was doing every other guy in school. It was the first time I felt it, how pitying someone and wanting to fuck them can get all tangled up in your head... overwhelming sadness while having a rodney. Is that sick? Hm yeah, I think that's sick...
how harry messed up things with harmony
Harmony: I left when you still had your tongue down her throat, Harry?
Harry: Oh god! Wrong throat, wrong one. That's bad.
Harmony: Yeah that's bad. You got 10 seconds Harry.
Harry: Oh boy! Pressure, pressure, pressure.
how harry plays detective
Perry: Do not play detective. This is not a book. This is not a movie.
***
Perry: Rule number one: this business, real life, it's boring. Do you have to smoke?
Harry: You want me to put it out?
Perry: Yeah, soon as you find a large, brown clump of shrubs, just throw it in there.
***
Harry: Well what I'm doing for the guy who likes to bluff is I'm playing a little game called "Am I Bluffing?"
[Loads one round into the revolver to play Russian Roulette]
Harry: Where is she? Where the fuck is Harmony? You want to play hardball? I can do that.
[Spins the chamber and points the gun]
Harry: Where is the girl?
[Shoots the guy in the head]
Perry: [Stuttering at first] What did you just do?
Harry: [Confused] I just put in one bullet, didn't I?
Perry: You put a live round in that gun?
Harry: Well yeah, there was like an 8% chance.
Perry: Eight? Who taught you math!
***
Perry: You, stop multiplying.
how harry gets harmony (sort of)
Harmony: You think I'm amazing. You do. Cause that's who I told you I'd be. That was the game plan.
Harry: Yeah, well, you know what, it worked.
Harmony: You know what? No one else thinks so.
Harry: What, my opinion doesn't count?
Harmony: Actually, no it doesn't. Cause you're new here. If you just look around, there's younger and there's better.
Harry: I don't want younger and better, I want you!
how everything worked out right in the end
Harry: Yeah, boo, hiss, I know. Look, I hate it too. In movies where the studio gets all paranoid about a downer ending so the guy shows up, he's magically alive on crutches, I hate that. I mean shit, why not bring them all back. But the point is in this case, this time, it really happened. Perry, like, lived. Yeah, it's a dumb movie thing, but what do you want me to do, lie about it?
JOIN / FRIEND / AFFILIATE
CREDITS
caps by quicksilvermad
quote from the IMDb